I'm doing 38 things
IT was around 1:30am on thursday morning, I was asleep but then awoken by some person that walking up stairs and was yelling “your house is on fire”. Which scared the shet out of me, thinking my house was on fire and all. At first i thought it was a fire man but as soon as i walked into my hallway and responded, he ran out the back door of my house! WTF! That didn’t confuse me…...being half asleep and all… It ends up that he broke threw the side doors of my house, using these type of tree cutters to pry open the door..how lovely that must’ve been.. He didn’t take anything, because he didn’t think anyone was home, i think i scared him as much as he scared me! I hope the guy falls into a pit and has a mouse go up his pant leg, then a snake, then a…..he can spontaniosly combust..or however the word is spelt when someone all of a sudden catches fire…grr! >:0
xDarknessfalls3x's Life List
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1. get more buddies on aim
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2. See a sakura tree for the first time
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3. Know and kill...
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4. *Visite* Iceland to see the Nothern Lights
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5. hike the appalachian trail
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6. sky dive
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7. Learn to Dance (belly dance, ballroom dance, etc)
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8. Learn a martial art
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9. learn to cook better
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10. Keep drawing
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11. have a best friend of the opposite gender
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12. learn more japanese and more about the japanese culture I am in love with!
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13. Become fluent in more than one language
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14. learn spanish, be fluent in spanish
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15. Make new friends
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16. Fall in real love: ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't live without each other love.
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17. Let go of my worries and my paranoia and learn to relax
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18. make my own prom dress
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19. Quotes & sayings I <3
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20. live to the day i die
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21. clean my room
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22. Stop hating meat
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23. know if i have ocd
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24. become a state trooper
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25. have conversations late into the night with fascinating people
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26. give a hundred cheers
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27. learn to Hula Hoop
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28. see Mcdonalds go bankrupt
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29. move to Japan
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30. Stop avoiding things just because everyone else is doing them
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31. learn to screamo scream
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32. have a gay guy friend
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33. be in love (and be loved in return) every day for the rest of my life
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34. Whistle really loud with no fingers
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35. Find out the colour of my aura
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36. lose twenty pounds
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37. graduate!
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38. learn how to drive stick-shift
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*Ventriloquist *
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!” The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little shit on your knee.”
“Friends are like bras, they’re close to your heart and there for support”
