I'm doing 38 things
IT was around 1:30am on thursday morning, I was asleep but then awoken by some person that walking up stairs and was yelling “your house is on fire”. Which scared the shet out of me, thinking my house was on fire and all. At first i thought it was a fire man but as soon as i walked into my hallway and responded, he ran out the back door of my house! WTF! That didn’t confuse me…...being half asleep and all… It ends up that he broke threw the side doors of my house, using these type of tree cutters to pry open the door..how lovely that must’ve been.. He didn’t take anything, because he didn’t think anyone was home, i think i scared him as much as he scared me! I hope the guy falls into a pit and has a mouse go up his pant leg, then a snake, then a…..he can spontaniosly combust..or however the word is spelt when someone all of a sudden catches fire…grr! >:0
xDarknessfalls3x's Life List
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1. *Visite* Iceland to see the Nothern Lights
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2. know if i have ocd
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3. sky dive
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4. have a best friend of the opposite gender
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5. Fall in real love: ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't live without each other love.
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6. give a hundred cheers
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7. Learn to Dance (belly dance, ballroom dance, etc)
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8. have a gay guy friend
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9. see Mcdonalds go bankrupt
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10. Stop avoiding things just because everyone else is doing them
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11. Find out the colour of my aura
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12. Learn a martial art
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13. learn to screamo scream
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14. Whistle really loud with no fingers
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15. Become fluent in more than one language
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16. be in love (and be loved in return) every day for the rest of my life
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17. Quotes & sayings I <3
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18. See a sakura tree for the first time
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19. Stop hating meat
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20. learn to Hula Hoop
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21. graduate!
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22. live to the day i die
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23. become a state trooper
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24. get more buddies on aim
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25. Make new friends
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26. Keep drawing
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27. learn to cook better
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28. clean my room
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29. lose twenty pounds
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30. learn more japanese and more about the japanese culture I am in love with!
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31. have conversations late into the night with fascinating people
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32. learn how to drive stick-shift
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33. make my own prom dress
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34. learn spanish, be fluent in spanish
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35. move to Japan
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36. hike the appalachian trail
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37. Let go of my worries and my paranoia and learn to relax
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38. Know and kill...
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*Ventriloquist *
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!” The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little shit on your knee.”
