My boyfriend went to the doctors today because he’s lost a lot of weight for no reason. I was waiting for him outside and he came out looking mortified.
B/f: I feel so violated.
Me: What happened?
B/f: He cupped my testicles.
Later as we were walking home..
Me: Well at least you know you don’t have any wierd lumps down there.
B/f: And that I could never, ever be gay
I have no idea about American politics. I don’t even know about politics in my own country. We get a lot of news about the election and stuff over here, and I’ve heard a little about Hilary but know nothing about her ‘main rival’... so I’m gonna learn!
1. He is the junior United States Senator from Illinois.
2. He attended Harvard Law School and worked as a lecturer and a lawyer before serving on the senate.
3. He cosponsered the legislation to control conventional weapons.
4. He has listed his priorites as ending the war in Iraq, increasing energy independance and improving national health care.
5. Controversy arose when Obama’s former paster (and friend of 23 years) was exposed for making ‘anti-american’ remarks and speeches, including blaming the government for aids and 9/11. Obama publicly condemned the pasters remarks but refused to cut ties with him as a friend.