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5 months ago
Well, I have 2 part time toyboys, but I dont get to see much of either of them. I’d rather be like the woman who wrote the book “The Toyboy Diaries”. She gets to score left right and center!!
| 1. |
Punch out my ex! Find the perfect lover for me. Lose 25 kilos. Hook up with a hot toyboy. Find my abs and keep them!
2 entries . 5 cheers |
1 person |
| 2. |
make lots of money publishing my naughty, tell all autobiography
2 entries . 7 cheers |
1 person |
| 3. |
Wake up beside a Wentworth Miller lookalike only to find that he's even spunkier and has much more brains and fun value than the man himself
1 entry . 3 cheers |
1 person |
| 4. |
feel like I've slept for 12 hours even when I've only slept for 4 hours
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 5. |
be famous for my off the cuff comments
1 entry . 4 cheers |
1 person |
| 6. |
be able to take a decent photo of myself
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 7. |
Live on yummy healthy fruit smoothies. Live on air. Live on love alone. Have great sex every day or night of the week. Meet the man of my dreams in a supermarket.
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 8. |
have spare cash in my bank account
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 9. |
have a mental orgasm
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 10. |
have an orgasm just from kissing
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 11. |
be pampered by a gorgeous girl or guy for a whole day and then be able to call upon their services absolutely free anytime I want
1 entry |
1 person |
| 12. |
be a child full of wonder for all of my life
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 13. |
look sexy no matter what I wear
1 entry . 3 cheers |
1 person |
| 14. |
spend more time with my 9 year old son
1 entry . 3 cheers |
1 person |
| 15. |
have a live in cook, masseur and housekeeper
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 16. |
dance in the rain till I'm so drenching wet, I could win a wet t shirt contest hands down
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 17. |
have a holiday in Perth
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 18. |
own a sunflower plantation and dance naked through the sunflowers by moonlight
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 19. |
stop wearing underwear
1 entry . 3 cheers |
13 people |
| 20. |
find underwear that actually fits on ebay!!
1 entry |
1 person |
| 21. |
be deliciously naughty
2 entries . 8 cheers |
1 person |
| 22. |
get a tasteful tattoo
3 entries . 3 cheers |
5 people |
| 23. |
Love someone without falling in love with them
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 24. |
Be the best mother I can be
1 cheer |
52 people |
| 25. |
meet a man who will cook sumptious meals for me
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1 person |
| 26. |
leave notes in library books
2 cheers |
433 people |
| 27. |
read every book I own
1 entry . 2 cheers |
1,895 people |
| 28. |
Give the needy food they would actually like.
2 cheers |
74 people |
| 29. |
Do a teachers aide course
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1 person |
| 30. |
Have a good balance of hyper and relaxed energy
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 31. |
Meet someone nice who sticks around for a change
1 entry |
1 person |
| 32. |
find out more about buddhism
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 33. |
remember my dreams more clearly
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1 person |
| 34. |
Learn how to have fun belly dancing
1 entry |
1 person |
| 35. |
Get my energy back
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 36. |
Find a lover who loves my personality and my curves
2 entries |
1 person |
| 37. |
learn to swim without inhaling half the pool
1 entry |
1 person |
| 38. |
Live the life of a Princess without all the horrid responsibilities
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 39. |
meet michael c hall
1 entry |
1 person |
| 40. |
Find my inner balance
1 entry |
2 people |
| 41. |
Find the perfect part time job for me
1 entry |
1 person |
| 42. |
Lose weight in spite of being on meds!!
2 entries |
1 person |
| 43. |
hook up with a toyboy
1 entry |
1 person |
Well, I have 2 part time toyboys, but I dont get to see much of either of them. I’d rather be like the woman who wrote the book “The Toyboy Diaries”. She gets to score left right and center!!
I used to be a natural size 8 to 10. But extremely unhappy and screwed up cos of my undiagnosed bipolar syndrome. Fast forward to me on meds…calmer, happier, more logical, but,,,,,,,,gone up to a size 16. Metabolism completely altered. Don’t even eat as much as before, yet put on weight just from sniffing food!!
Is there some sort of magical formula that would help me at least lose 1 or 2 dress sizes while still on meds????