Mulya was a goodun’
Maybe she’ll return at a later stage.
I’ll miss her. and I’m sure that she’ll miss me loads more than she does Simon, Mollie, NeroDevilKitty, Spy, Jin, Bradberry* and all the feckless crowd.
*that's 'Cloudberry' and 'Brad' cursed by the same stone 1 day ago
It sounds to me like the receptionist at the neurologist’s surgery just wanted to cover their back. It is easiest for them to say “well i told her to go to ER” than the surgery risk being sued if something serious happened.
but “yes. It’s annoying and they’re indeed top twats” 1 day ago
No Brad! I am not happy.
The kitty is just a stand-in, an extra. nothing more. She isn’t even fluffy anymore and her profile photo was taken 10yrs ago. so… no hailing to the imposter. Respectemus to the Emu only and how dare you try leave this goal! What are you thinking?!!
As a loyal customer can I offer you a discount if you remain a discontented customer?
Ahhhh! thanks. and also I appreciated your explanation. makes sense.
out of curiosity:
Can you say ‘sentido de marchar’ for ‘sense of direction’.? What would your husband say? (I’m just curious and don’t need to write it.)
x 1 day ago
That all made perfect emu-absorbingly-spongy sense to me!
well done Molliekins.
x 1 day ago
ooooh kitty! You look so cute and that extra bit fluffier in your new portrait shot. Love it.
How’s the romping going with the new goat?
x 1 day ago
Ah, the missing ‘e’:
It’s to help illustrate just how useless this 24/7 service really is.
I mean, would you trust an emu who can’t spell? 4 days ago
I do have a reputation as an exquisite emu.
So, I take it to mean that overall you have a preference for emu to kitty? Great. 4 days ago
Sorry, what did you say?
Ok, I’m listening now. I think you need to come into my 24/7 drop in centre, queue up and wait your turn for 10hrs. This time you can spare your daughter and just bring a photo of her (or any kid of similar age).
I’m sorry if she’s having drop seizures, and yes, you’re right that they do need to be look at. MRI scan? How frequently is she having them? Yes, see a neurologist.
PS If the kitty tries to offer you advice just ignore her. Hisss the pesky creature away4 days ago
Never fear, the old bird is back and feckless as ever.
The kitty’s advice was spot on. Did you follow it? What was the outcome? Was it a steamy romp over the photocopier?
Did you give a quick squeeze and ask if the cleavage is plastic or real? 4 days ago
Jeeez, never trust a kitty!
Yes, Give bad advice. Subtly throw it in there and watch them lap it up. be creative. have fun seeing what you can get away with. let them quote you in their assignments and then just deny it all. Remember that Yanks will believe anything they’re told. Just say you read it on wiki. 4 days ago
Oooh, pleazz don’t encourage her with tom cats! 4 days ago
Yep, but you ignored the new bonus question I’ve just added 4 days ago
I largely cheer according to looks and sex appeal.
I cheered you, right?4 days ago
Think the world will end now or in five minutes?
No. I’m such an optimist and you have 3 lives left, little kitty.
Is pink an acceptable color to wear for a drunk angry trucker?
Sure, why not.
Will the conflict between Ancient Greece and Sparta be settled by Kim Kardashian or Dennis Rodman?
Should unicorns become congressmen?
How do you flavour your tea?
Kitty milk. I have a kitty torture farm that expresses daily 4 days ago
In Spanish how do you say ‘travel directions’? Context: “with travel directions do you prefer to consult a map, ask someone for a verbal explanation to reach your destination or guess and follow your own nose.” And for “guess/follow your nose” type translation I’ve put something that I know it’s wrong. any help? even help wording it better in english would help. thanks I so can not write spanish and get so confused Thanks
Bonus question for ignorant non-sprechen de Espanish language twats.
What attributes are most important in an emu:
raunchy tail feathers
or extra fluffiness? 4 days ago
Now I remember what you are! You’re the thing with the cutest fluffiest tail that i used to like setting flames to.
Unfortunately now I have found a real fluffy friend who’s so much friskier than you are and we play together regularly, so you are no longer
desired desirable. Sorry.
x 1 week ago
Hmmm…. I doubt you left any liqueur chocs out as otherwise I’d have sniffed them out by now.
Liar liar pants on fire!!! 1 week ago
No, I’m not back, but seeing as the Kitty’s been doing a lousy job of promoting and manning (wrong word?) my feckless advice column I thought I should make an appearance.
You enjoying the rain?
Nice weather for ducks and emus 1 week ago
...And no-one, no creature or critter needs any feckless advice anymore?
How can you conduct your lives without me?1 week ago
STOP ignoring your Emu and have some dreams about me! Now. 1 week ago
ha ha ha.
I just saw this photo of you and was about to leave the entry, “Blimey, your hair grows quick!”
Then I saw the date of the entry was 13 months ago! 2 weeks ago
I trust it involve your beloved Emu, right? 2 weeks ago
Nit sure I’d trust it to use… but I do love the design of the site. Nice big clear and attractive. Hell, why not?! Yes, they can have all the money I generate from scamming that BlackKitty 2 weeks ago
My bloody mobile. Lost without my blackberry. calendar all over the place. lost all my numbers. got a crappy samsung and it took me a few days to work out how to store a number from a received text. Then only 10 days later did I reaslise all yuou have to do is leave your finger on the screen and a new menu pops up. suddenly all these things are possible. grrr
and You, Molliekins? 2 weeks ago
The dispatcher should not have hung up under any circumstances until the police car arrived.
I know the dispatcher needed to deal with the dispatch of the police car, but she should have kept the girl on the line.
Firstly the girl needed the contact and reassurance and secondly if something had happened to the girl between the call and the police car arriving the recording could have been invaluable. 2 weeks ago
I missed you not so much. Jesse , Mollie, Cloudberry, even Spy, Jin4 and in fact everyone were in my dreams
daily nightly. I’m finding it hard to remember who you are right now. Fluffy and annoyingly persistent comes to mind.
Dear kitty, I never believed in the death penalty before. I mean, I knew it existed and happened, I just was never in favour of it. Now after the Cleveland thing I so want to see justice and strangely find myself wishing the worst for the perpetrator.
Is the kitty in favour of the death penalty, or is that right just reserved for emus? 2 weeks ago