I had a double shot of espresso
that was so good I thought it
was going to blow my socks off.
Off to work on a sad, old Fiamma
today. A mini rebuild.
Then, beautiful hippie girl is
coming over to spend the weekend
with me. More coffee and hopefully
swimming.
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Cook oatmeal and heated water for soup. So. Yes!
Get creative! Keep it plugged in on warm and grow thermophiles! Hot tub for Ken and Barbie! World’s biggest fondue pot!
...but wait! There’s more!
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I’d be a hypocrite then
as I prefer to go commando:
Especially when wearing my
sarong.
))){6 days ago
But, Bee! He studied Shakespeare at Eton! Or somewhere equally civilised.
Now, he may not have bathed often, getting into the Medieval spirit of hygiene, but… No underwear! Maybe a codpiece at least.
))){1 week ago
I had a huge crush on the combination of Deanna Troi and Seven of Nine.
))){1 week ago
Nigerian 419 scam.
Hey, all I have are two bicycles and some really nice merino wool clothes. And a rice cooker.
If you like me for those things I’m all yours.
))){1 week ago
In a magnesium-infused, hand thrown
mug with lots of craters from the
magnesium during the initial kiln
firing.
“See anything you like?” the potter
asked me with a twinkle in the palest
blue eyes I’ve ever seen. She took a
swig out of a green Swiss cheese, moon
mug.
“I like the mug you’re drinking out of,”
I smiled.
“Sell it for fifteen dollars.”
“Done.”
She tossed her tea on the grass and
handed the mug to me.
))){3 weeks ago
Stretches, yawns, scratches
and peers around.
Domain: Not big
Subjects: 1 (self)
Beverage: one – tea, Earl Grey, hot; milk.
And just where are my bike
shoes?
Looks around blinking.
Oh. They’re on my feet already.
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Out of thick air
Using gestures that
Made all the bangles
Circling her left
Radius and ulna spinning
And clicking.
”...do you follow?”
Sure, I said. I have
No idea what she’s
Talking about but I
Love her voice and
The way she tucks her
Hair behind her left
Ear where it stays
For approximately
Four seconds.
))){4 weeks ago
You have turned into an incredibly
evocative writer, or maybe you always
have been and I haven’t noticed but
something is different and good.
))){4 weeks ago
We can do circus.
Produces clown horn; honks. Realises he’s wearing a trilby and doffs it but wait! There’s something inside! Pulls out a disgruntled and surprised lemur.
))){4 weeks ago
I got another date with
another redhead! Should
I ask her if she has a
little sister?
Should I just chase blond girls?
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Shut down by the gorgeous redhead.
Fortunately, I have a back up redhead date
lining up nicely.
One can never have too many cute redheads
even though one always ends up with cute
brunettes.
I’m telling you this.
))){4 weeks ago
If I was where you is or
if you was where I is and
I was ten years younger I’d
liken to describe the circumference of both yer
ankles with about two hun’red
kisses each.
(Squints, points index finger, cocks thumb and blows a lazy kiss)
))){1 month ago
Some assault weapons and a couple of belt-fed machine guns.
Been doing a hundred knuckle push ups a day for a few. I’ll get back on the planking too! 1 month ago
into the dumbwaiter (the lift was broken or it was Tuesday or something) a member of the 45th Assemblage of Lemur Bicycle Theft and High Jinks Talent showed up with 1.5 unicycles and superglue and created 3 bicycles out of the General’s and his own unisemicycles. “Three for two one point fives!” he crowed and rushed off to the nearest pawn shop.
))){1 month ago
Pink bicycles parked
nicely in a tin can
filled with spermaceti
oil.
(Bongs a huge gong; lemurs scatter)
))){1 month ago
Listen: got a hot date with a
stunning redhead tomorrow. I’ll
ask her if she has a little
sister because I know a beautiful
and highly intelligent blond in
the U.S. who’s interested in
rural Aussie red-headed, jaw
droppers.
Like, crash into cardoors on your bike beautiful.
Ta, Cutiepie!
))){1 month ago
I still work for the micro roaster.
I’m just…wanting to go out
and tackle a big endurance project. I need it.
Hugs and kisses!
Yer pal,
))){1 month ago
Lol! For some reason this
Just doesn’t seem like you.
How’s the planking?
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