Hey guys? You that joke from the other day? It’s not a joke anymore. I was in the hospital earlier…and the EMT’s in the ambulance that picked me up told me I could have died if my mum didn’t come in when she did. So my day started out as normal, la la la. I take two finals, finish my last day of school (fuck yeah!), hang out with my friend, draw, go rollerblading, etc….then I go to the gym. It’s 85 degrees outside but inside the gym it feels like 90. So I work out for a bit, I’m working up a sweat, the whole 9 yards. So I decide to go on the treadmill. So I put it up to 9 and start running. I’m asthmatic remember, but I’m still a tip top shape athlete. I make it maybe ¼ of a mile and I see this really, really, really cute guy walk in. He puts his bag down right next to my water bottle and inhaler in the space between our two treadmills. He starts to put his own on and he looks over at me and glances at the speed and says “Can’t go any faster, huh?” and then he smiles. So I’m like “I’m huff huff training huff huff-” and he’s like “Oh that’s nice…good job. Keep it up. He looks maybe 19 ish, but then again, he was tall so he could have been older. Dark brown eyes, short brown hair, gorgeous. One nice piece of hunky meat. Lovely really. So I hit the ¾ mile mark (I can only run a mile that fast in that heat) the guy walks out after grabbing his bag. I’m starting to reflexively gag, my body is telling me to slow down and I ignore it, like no. So I get to the mile mark and I stop it and I’m basically suffocating. I bend down to get my fucking inhaler and its gone. GONE!!!!! G O FUCKING N E!!!!! But I start wheezing and my throat closes – I end up having an asthma attack. My mum actually was coming to pick me up and when she walked in there was a circle of people around me I’m on the floor btw. And she runs over, noisy she is, and when she finds out it’s me, she shoves someone to the ground and pulls out my spare inhaler. She was at CVS minutes before picking up new prescriptions cause my asthma’s getting worse and thank god she just got them. I used it, I calmed down, but I still went the hospital to get my vitals checked out and stuff. Turns out I also have low blood pressure and low blood sugar >.> But whatevers. Dude, my inhaler was fucking there. Cute guy comes over, puts his stuff down, takes his stuff and leaves – gone. My mum went back searching for it cause those things are like a hundred bucks and couldn’t find it. He fucking took my inhaler. If my mom didn’t show up….I don’t wanna think about what could have happened. This isn’t a joke. I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE HE TOUCH IT!!!! STUPID FUCKIN UGLY BITCH- HE COULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED ME!!!!!! Then I was like- wait wasn’t I listed? Lool. Something ACTUALLY happened. Scary right? Shocking too. But these hunters fail cause I’m still breathing….though in another two minutes I might have not….But besides that, good luck numero tres. You’ll most likely live, cause you know, these hunters are retarded and for some reason seem unable to actually KILL someone. But you know, third time’s the charm, eh? Good luck. 1 hour ago
What am I not important enough to get a freakin’ capital letter? Just a big L is all I ask. Screw you megan. Hope the hunter kills you!
See what I did there? NO CAPITAL LETTER!!!!!
cries in a corner 1 day ago
What am I not important enough to get a freakin’ capital letter? Just a big L is all I ask. Screw you megan. Hope the hunter kills you!
See what I did there? NO CAPITAL LETTER!!!!!
cries in a corner 1 day ago
The stupid. It hurts. Its just not even worth it anymore…. 2 days ago
I’m loving life. This is so fun. Please, oh for the love of god, tell me I’m one of the ten. Anything to kill this god forsaken boredom. Please. I love you. You are seriously my hero. <33333333 Come take me away!!!!!
XDDDDDDDD
lmao
I’m kidding you troll. Buzz off. We don’t have time for you. We have better things to do. 2 days ago
LBC they’re just trolls. Leave them be and they’ll go away on there own. They can’t do anything, Don’t take them seriously. That’s what they want. 2 days ago
YAY! THIS SHOULD BE FUN! WHEN I THOUGHT THE STUPID COULDN’T GET WORSE!!!! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG! YEAH!!!! FIST PUMP
I am so excited. The stupid…it calls to me. I love the stupid, it is so freakin’ funny. Its hilarious.
Alrightie “Hunters”,
Give me your best shot :D 2 days ago
You edited your 1st comment. Not so smart now, huh? I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! But like wow, that’s low. You have to try that hard? I am still in awe that you edited it. I can’t believe you fu€king edited it!!! Best part of my night lolololol. Sheesh. And you’re trolling me. Huh, I would have guessed it to be the other way around…. 2 days ago
Damn isn’t even that bad…. 2 days ago
Damn isn’t even that bad…. 2 days ago
You edited your 1st comment. Not so smart now, huh? I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! But like wow, that’s low. You have to try that hard? I am still in awe that you edited it. I can’t believe you fu€king edited it!!! Best part of my night lolololol. Sheesh. And you’re trolling me. Huh, I would have guessed it to be the other way around…. 2 days ago
You edited your 1st comment. Not so smart now, huh? I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! But like wow, that’s low. You have to try that hard? I am still in awe that you edited it. I can’t believe you fu€king edited it!!! Best part of my night lolololol. Sheesh. And you’re trolling me. Huh, I would have guessed it to be the other way around…., 2 days ago
Remember “ass”. You’re stupid and obiviously can’t read :p 2 days ago
What do you mean by “back when you were in GW”? I’m pretty sure I’m still on GW, but ya know type-os. What cha gonna do? So you obviously meant WO. Now, sweetie I am flattered that you remembered everything I did, though I cannot say the same for you. Should I be concerned? But anyways. If you want to refer to this website and this goal, I bet cha 95% of my posts are actually on topic towards the goal. If you’re right, by some miracle, I got cha a dollar. Here :) But you are one to say I post shit? I post legit shit while the only thing you post is bullshit. Want me to continue, cat-boy thing? Oh my, what it must be like to desperately love cats to such an extent that you actually believe you are one. One look at your status and you need to look no farther. Or should I talk about that baby you shit out of your ass Jayde? Then nursed using a no-no place. I’d look over your own shit before accusing me of writing pointless “shit” as you say it. Now, you are right “the amount of fucks I give at the moment is directly proportionate to the amount of fucks you gave when typing this miserable post; none.”
Have a nice day, sweetheart. 2 days ago
My posts are careless? What was the topic of this post? Getting back to the whole point of the goal, which you know, is growing wings. What was the topic of my last post? Um, growing wings. You know I’m pretty sure a majority of my posts are actually about the damn topic. Wow. Scary right? Yes, there are a couple that aren’t, but everyone has a few of those. Now, quite frankly, I don’t give a damn what you think. I will continue to post all I want. You can either deal with it, or just freaking deal with it. The world doesn’t bend over backwards for you sweetheart. 2 days ago
How the hell did you manage to do that?
?!? So fucking cool. 2 days ago
I is Lauren. Lauren is me. 2 days ago
Wait, okay, its a mere 6 lines. Did I post a story? I don’t see no story. I just see an idea….I was ranting about the stories, like actual stories le gasp, that take up half the bloody home page. 6 lines, the horror!!!! 2 days ago
Then i got annoyed lol 2 days ago
And no i have NOT posted stories. If you think I have, find one and link me asswipe. Don’t be pulling shit out of you ass 2 days ago
I totally get what you’re saying. 3 days ago
I’m just saying my opinion. Deal with it dickhead. 3 days ago
Enough with this story telling crap. This site is for GROWING WINGS….nothing else…especially not that. I think instead of putting our energy into writing we should focus on GROWING WINGS….ya know, the whole point of this goal. If you want to write a story, take your crap and go else where.
I don’t know if any of you agree, but that’s just me. >.> 3 days ago
I really don’t think we need to have access to a lab. The mind is a powerful too; you’d be surprised at all the great things it could do. 3 days ago
Night’s Reign (one point) 3 days ago
He’s trying to do the right thing. And quite frankly, he can do whatever the hell he wants. Freedom of speech, baby. You can either suck it up and deal with it or just freakin’ deal with it. You can’t stop him. So don’t try. Stop being a baby and grow up . 4 days ago
