I love listening to birds. Its what gets me up early in the day because thats when they are noisy, except in springtime. I try to maintain a stable sleep schedule because I think it makes me think more clearly and it allows me to wedge in some creative time in an otherwise work centered life.
Right before I go to bed, I make myself a cup of tea and have opened the kitchen window to let in fresh air now that its Spring. Turns out that we have a bachelor mockingbird that has moved into the neighborhood. He’s a loud one! I think he’s young because they learn about 40 songs as they age. He knows 10.
He was up singing loud as a guy in a Camaro with subwoofers making my car vibrate in the next lane. So I thought about that and realized that its sort of the same thing. The guy that does that to his car is trying to attract females but his song is more like “Creepin” by Chamillionaire. There are even a whole slew of youtube videos that list the best base in your trunk collections. “21 best songs for subwoofers” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhTpMXwJYkU Since I’m old, I don’t really know the coolest cars these days but yep, same thing, male people, male mockingbirds.
So here is the thing. I was up until 2am listening to this mockingbird. Thats the time I usually wake up for my middle of the night pee. He’s a 24 hour partier. I love, love, love listening to him and couldn’t sleep. My boyfriend is on a different schedule and he wakes up for his middle of the night pee at 7am. So we both woke up this morning and I told him that I could hear the mockingbird already.
My boyfriend said, “I can’t hear him, but I bet he’s saying Pthhhh. He’s saying you guys don’t get to sleep. Oh yeah, he’s saying Neehner, Neehner, Neehner.”
I was trying to both be quiet so my boyfriend could resume his sleep and listen for the bird and by god it did say Neehner, Neehner, Neehner.
I got up, made coffee, and started my day. Opened the window next to my desk. I can still hear him traveling the neighborhood this morning if my distance hearing estimation is correct. Can’t get the Neehner, Neehner out of my head because he keeps saying it. 3 weeks ago