this is just a test

is to mark this as done. 4 months ago

I will get my act together one of these days. 4 months ago

I give myself permission to shelve this for the time being. Whatever will be, will be. 4 months ago

On the road from holiday travels, the driver pulls into Mickey D’s. I say “no thanks” & mean it. Victory is mine! 4 months ago

Recipe for laffs = youtube vids of outtakes from your fave tv shows. Some suggestions are Parks & Recreation and The Office. If these do not make you laugh despite yourself, you are dead inside. 4 months ago

I turn to stone5 months ago

the cap from a bottle of Act mouthwash 5 months ago

It’s nasty; I much prefer beer. 5 months ago

I was too lazy to go buy sugar cubes, but I have the whole rest of the bottle to get it right. 5 months ago

I mo be all up in those satiny jumpsuits. 5 months ago

AKA Buster Bluth from Arrested Development 5 months ago

It just seems like such a hassle for somebody who tends to avoid the water anyway, but I know you’re right. 5 months ago

I removed my cat’s eye boogers. Subtle magic. 5 months ago

This probably would have been the worst month ever had I not started keeping track on an hourly basis on the 25th. 5 months ago

Right back where I started with it. 5 months ago

but your post made me laugh. 5 months ago

I couldn’t imagine losing both my cats in one year—that must have been really difficult. 5 months ago

I think I finally got the hang of it. 5 months ago

The blind hem stitch on my machine is oriented backwards from the one in the video so it’s a no go. At least watching it motivated me to get out my machine & try it though. Now I will try to figure out a blind hem stitch the regular way… 5 months ago

those bikini area ingrown hairs are the worst. I switched to super cheap razors w/ only one blade. The more expensive multi-blade razors are what seem to cause ingrown hairs for me. 5 months ago

I am in a romantic relationship with my dept lead. The mood of this dream is somewhat somber because she is wrecking the relationship with her husband & I am wrecking the relationship with the boyfriend in order that we might be together. I felt amused by the dream when I first woke up & then until I got to work. After that I felt a little embarrassed. I didn’t tell my dept lead because that would be too weird & inappropriate, even for me. My dept lead is a heavy woman with a large chest & all day I found myself acutely aware of this fact, trying discreetly to back up from her so I wouldn’t accidentally touch her boob. Anyway, I will probably forget all about the dream by Monday. One of the benefits of a short attention span. 5 months ago

really cool. 5 months ago

This new (to me) bike has a bell. When I came upon a nitwit walking in the bike path, all I had to do was ring the bell & my path was magically cleared. No more old yeller, which I love, because I hate yelling. Amazing what a little tinkly bell can do. 5 months ago

Your posts gave me the idea of hourly tracking. I made a little spreadsheet in excel that I can slip into my pocket & carry with me, checking off the hours as I go. 5 months ago

The boyfriend took me out to Subway last night & it didn’t occur to me till after I ate: that’s fast food. Right? I was distracted by my car situation & I haven’t eaten at Subway in forever—it’s not one of my fast food temptations, not even on the radar. Those are my (lame) excuses, because how could Subway being fast food not dawn on me otherwise? Early senility? 5 months ago

to break the 16 day no-picking streak. In 4 hours it will only be 4 days in a row I haven’t picked, but I have been charting my progress on an hourly basis & it just feels right somehow. We’ll see. It’s much much better than I’ve been for the past couple months so I’ll take it. 5 months ago

is for flickr to stay unblocked at work. 5 months ago