join the "I'm neither thin not fat, I like my face & body, and fuck Cosmo" club.

Have you seen this?
http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/men/moan/spc/0,,284399_292049,00.html
I’m laughing so hard.
Oh fuck you Cosmo and your “knowledge” of a man’s moan zones.
I find it hard to believe that the eye is one of them.

Now that I’ve created it, I’ll edit it. It’s now “join the club”. We rock.
Oh, and fuck Cosmo, by the way.

Anyway, Cosmo isnt funny anymore. Is it?

(P.UnC.-rated entry)

When someone gives you unsolicited advices about losing/gaining weight (don’t know why, but it’s full of well meaning people out there, ready to counsel you on weight issues even if you met them 30 seconds earlier), the following lines might prove useful:
“Oh my GOD, really? That f$@#ing scale has been like 90/170 lbs for months! Thanks for warning me! Bye”
or
“Yeah, the doc told me that after chemotherapy I could experience this kind of weight bouncing”.

It’d be nice to have a handful of ready-to-use replies for these, uhm, good samaritans...

on livejournal, there is apparently a blog dedicated to making women who are over 140lbs feel like assholes

now, i ask you:

what is so wrong with 140?

i am EXACTLY at 140 right now and i think this is the first time in years that i’ve actually liked how my stomach looks…it is flat! sit ups WORK!

muscle ways more than fat…people keep forgetting this for some reason

anyways, yay.

to begin with, but I’m so getting fat…
I have to stop overeating soon. Like, now.

Everybody can join. Except Kate Moss and Anna Wintour.