tell people to "cram it up their cramholes"

which might have something to do with the fact that i was out at a bar watching live music and there was quite a festive mood in the air with all the costuming going on…i did use the phrase many times though – it’s fun to yell it to your friends onstage in between songs.
tonight i am dressing up as a pirates booty (or really just a bootylicious pirate woman)...i will have to master the phrase in my pirate accent….argh!

today was my first day with the saying “cram it up your cramhole” as a part of my repertoire. i did not use it as much as i thought i would but i often fantasized saying it to people…i like the diversity of the saying…it could mean shut up…it could mean shove it up your ass…it could mean shove it in your cooch (for a girl). i will make a point to say it to someone 4 times tomorrow.

i’ve been too lazy to actually write an entry about any of my goals thus far…until i saw this goal and realized that this may be the most fun and attainable goal out there…a healthy reminder that the circus song that constatnly hums in the back of my head is right…we’re all just monkeys dressed up and we all have cramholes godammit!