identify 100 things that piss me off

57) I don’t seem to be able to identify a hundred things, and I’m happy with it.

56) Meeting my boyfriend shouldn’t stress me out. Life is a bitch ^{and then you die.}_{I’m so funny.}

55) I suppose the screaming outside means we won. Well, I don’t care, and I hate noise. Please shut up.

54) “What do you mean, you finished translating Chapter X in just over 2 weeks, and you’re happy with it? But you didn’t have to translate it, we did it ourselves months ago. I just sent it to you so you could read it and know what it was about. Oh, you mean I sent it along with two other chapters, and simply wrote “hope you’ll enjoy translating those”? Well, in my mind, the other two were indeed for translating, of course, but Chapter X was just FYI. I guess you couldn’t know, though, you’re right. Oh, and of course, when you said two weeks ago “I just began translating Chapter X, and it’s coming out pretty well”, I could have understood you were translating Chapter X. And then I would have told you not to do it. I guess I didn’t realise what you were saying. I must have thought you were talking about Chapter SomethingElse. Gee, that’s too bad.”

Somebody please give me a nuclear bomb. Three, actually. The first one for justice, the second one for revenge, the third one for pleasure. Then I might calm down.

91. Old friends not being as interesting as they used to be.
92. Me wasting so much time online.
93. My headphones getting broken every four months or so, so that I have to buy new ones. I take them with me, everywhere I go, that’s tru, and listen to audiobooks all the bloody time, so it’s sort of understandable. But still!
94. Having to epilate/shave/wax my legs.
95. People having prejudices against comics and graphic novels only because they are what they are.
96. Me having prejudiecs against Scandinavian cinematography.
97. WEATHER OUTSIDE. It’s over 35 degrees centigrade, I think, and I want to DIE.
98. Having to see people I’m not eager to see and meet the people I don’t want to meet.\
99. The fact that you can’t by Aloe Vera gel WITHOUT tea tree oil ANYWHERE.
100. People lending me things that I absolutely HAVE to read/see/listen to, and me never getting around to it.

DONE!!!

81. Chatting with RL friends when online. I see those people everyday. AND talk to them on the phone. I donn’t have to communicate with them ALL the time, damn it.
82. Having dial-up connection.
83. Being to lazy to get my lap-top repaired, although I have the money for it and all.
84. Having to wear old shoes because I can’t find ANYTHING I like to buy.
85. The fact that my room is the warmest one in the house.
86. Electricians and the like.
87. Neve rhaving enough mineral water around the house,no matter how much we buy.
88. Getting my period.
89. My hair.
90. Insects.

71. In the suburb where I live, you can’t buy cigarettes at Sundays after midnight because nothing is bloody OPEN.
72. Traffic jams.
73. My headphones getting broken. Again.
74. The fact that I really don’t take good care of my things.
75. The fact that I can’t go around topless and guys can.
76. The amount of crappy movies produced in Hollywood every year.
77. The fact that I keep forgetting things I wanted to say or do.
78. Having to talk to people on the phone. Hate talking on the phone.
79. Having to go shopping.
80. The fact that I don’t have a credit card and therefore can not order books via Amazon.

53) Heat. Anything above 22°C is just evil.

61. My back and neck hurting almost constantly.
62. The fact that I used to be a rather athletic person when I was younger, but then I just got lazy.
63. I’m clumsy. I run into things. I break things.
64. My hay fever.
65.That fact that I find most of the books I have to read for the uni boring and pointless (Norwegian literature AFTER the 15th century is definitely not my cup of tea).
66. The fact that I’m interested in virtually everything, and therefore I can’t concentrate on ONE thing.
67. Unpolite ladies that work in shops. Is it such a problem to say ‘good morning’, ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.
68. People who think everyone has to like what they like.
69. Now this is trivial but…. My favourite book, Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny, consists of ten books – rather thin ones – and I have them all in one big 10 in 1 edition. It’s a LARGE book. So, whenever I feel down or blue, I like to read Amber, because Amber makes everything better. So, I have to drrag the large big book with me in buses and other means of publick transport. It’s damn HEAVY. I wish there were separate editions of all of the books, but I can’t find that in Serbia.
70. The fact that I have between 10 and 20 lighters around my room, and only 3 or 4 actually work.

51. My father drinking again.
52. Having such a stomachache that I can’t even stand up.
53. ‘False’ things, like decaf, alcohol-less beer, cigarettes without nicotin and the like.
54. The climate changing. We used to have four seasons. Now we pretty much only have two.
55. People that say things like ‘I don’t read books’
56. My own irregularity at writing e-mails to friends that live in different countries than I do.
57. The fact that I’m forgetting my Norwegian.
58. Bureaucracy
59. The fact that I always have to check the spelling for that darn word.
60. Lack of TIME, always.