compile a 100-things-about-me list

52. I like making horrific jokes about horrible things at really horrible times, as they are insanely funny, and as you are not supposed to laugh at what you are laughing at, at the time you are laughing, in the place you are laughing about it, it makes you laugh about 3 times harder. (Never around family, they hate me enough)

53. I have kissed 7 girls in my life time.

54. I have one big secret that may be a problem.

46. I will usually do what people tell me. I prefer doing it if they don’t tell me to do it too much, and I wont do it if you tell me to do it loads, this is what my mother doesn’t get.

47. My family is just plain annoying.

48. I can’t explain why my family is so fucking annoying.

49. my BMI is now 18.4, compared to 5 months ago, when it was 18.1.

50. on my new camera I have taken over 800 shots in three weeks. (it is a DLSR)

51. I have never ever thought of myself as a photographer, but I like taking nice photos.

45. I love drinking like I haven’t had water in a week, just trying to drink as much as you can and letting the water run down your face since you are constantly over filling your mouth, it feels sooo good. my mum shouts at me when I do it at the table though…

98. I like songs that make me want to travel. Usually downbeat/euphoria a la Moby/Telepopmusik/Sia.

99. I need a wee.

100. Hurrah!
My life goal is first and foremost to have many, many experiences. Ones I can look back on a ramble about to strangers sat at bus stops. I want to travel far and wide, read as many books as I can get my hands on, never stop learning from life and its experiences, and, at the end of it all, sit back with the people I have chosen to love and reflect upon the greatness of it all. Maybe with some vintage red wine and an amazing city view.

42. I love the feel of hard back books, the texture and the build quality, after actualy making my own once I can admire the time put in and why a hardback costs so much more.

43. I dislike handwriting fonts, they are gaudy and not profesional.

44. I enjoy getting absorbed in projects, it usualy proves usfull.

35. I draw pictures on my wall with my dead skin by rubbing my knuckes and fingers on the wall, they always wipe off so my mum can’t tell, this would be a very creepy way to write a suicide note.

36.I broke my straightners by standing on them and my mum told me off for being clumsy and having big feet :(

37. I call my mum “Der Fuhrer” and “The Warden”, My sister calls her “moose”.

38. I have Stupid hair, that is curly on one side and moderatly straight on the other, it looks the same al over when I straighten it.

39. I am too Lazy to straighten my hair since I broke my own straighners.

40. Most of my clothes have semen on them, or spit, or paint, I have started to forget what each stain is.

41. I am always second best. I have never been first (as an individual.)

34. I hold every peice of orange up to the light, to check for seeds/pips/stones, whatever they are called. Even in seedless oranges, sometimes they lie.

33. I was for the first time ever “taken aback” by somthing, my girlfriend linked me an image of a pair of breasts, nothing new really, but for some reason when I opened the file it..took me aback, it was the first genuine time this has ever happend to me.

97. I don’t let people in.

“31. I can’t explain things to people, and if I try, I usually just confuse them even more.” Its quoted cos Romy told me to put it.

32. I want to remain underweight, only because it means I am a step ahead of being overweight, which scares me. my bmi is 18.1 which is technicly underweight, 18.5 is the start of healthy.