Get everyone to sing and shake their Junk because it's Friday!

It’s not Friday but Serenity’s name (or the one she had a few minutes ago) reminded me of this song by Blondie.

Written by Deborah Harry and Chris Stein.

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind

In between
What I find is pleasing and I’m feeling fine
Love is so confusing there’s no peace of mind
If I fear I’m losing you it’s just no good
You teasing like you do

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind

Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind

Lost inside
Adorable illusion and I cannot hide
I’m the one you’re using, please don’t push me aside
We coulda made it cruising, yeah

Yeah, riding high on love’s true bluish light

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind

let’s give them Something to Talk About

People are talkin, talking ‘bout people
I hear them whisper, you won’t believe it
They think we’re lovers kept under covers
I just ignore it, but they keep saying
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We stare just a little too long
Maybe they’re seeing, something we don’t, Darlin’
CHORUS:
Let’s give them something to talk about
Let’s give them something to talk about
Let’s give them something to talk about
How about love?
I feel so foolish, I never noticed
You’d act so nervous, could you be falling for me?
It took a rumor to make me wonder
Now I’m convinced I’m going under
Thinking ‘bout you every day
Dreaming ‘bout you every night
Hoping that you feel the same way
Now that we know it, let’s really show it, Darlin’
CHORUS
Let’s give them something to talk about
A little mystery to figure out
Let’s give them something to talk about
How about love, love, love, love?
CHORUS:
Let’s give them something to talk about
Let’s give them something to talk about
Let’s give them something to talk about
How about love, love, love, love?
CHORUS

The Contours
Do You Love Me

You broke my heart
‘Cause I couldn’t dance
You didn’t even want me around
And now I’m back, to let you know
I can really shake ‘em down

Do you love me? (I can really move)
Do you love me? (I’m in the groove)
Ah do you love? (Do you love me)
Now that I can dance (dance)

Watch me now, oh (work, work)
Ah, work it all baby (work, work)
Well, you’re drivin’ me crazy (work, work)
With a little bit of soul now (work)

I can mash-potatoe (I can mash-potatoe)
And I can do the twist (I can do the twist)
Now tell me baby (tell me baby)
Mmm, do you like it like this (do you like it like this)
Tell me (tell me)
Tell me

Do you love me? (Do you love me)
Now, do you love me? (Do you love me)
Now, do you love me? (Do you love me)
Now that I can dance (dance)

Watch me now, oh (work, work)
Ah, shake it up, shake it (work, work)
Ah, shake ‘em, shake ‘em down (work, work)
Ah, little bit of soul now (work)

(work, work)
Ah, shake it, shake it baby (work, work)
Ah, you’re driving me crazy (work, work)
Ah, don’t get lazy (work)

I can mash-potatoe (I can mash-potatoe)
And I can do the twist (I can do the twist)
Well now tell me baby (tell me baby)
Mmm, do you like it like this (do you like it like this)
Tell me (tell me)
Tell me

Do you love me? (Do you love me?)
Now, do you love me? (Do you love me?)
Now, do you love me? (Do you love me?)
(Now, now, now)

(work, work)
Ah, I’m working hard baby (work, work)
Well, you’re driving me crazy (work, work)
And don’t you get lazy (work)

(work, work)
Ah, hey hey baby (work, work)
Well, you’re driving me crazy (work, work)
And don’t you get lazy (work)

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Through Glass – Stone Sour

I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
Oh god it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home sitting all alone inside your head

How do you feel? That is the question
But i forget.. you dont expect and easy answer
When something like a soul becomes
Initialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notes
You cant expect a bit of hope
And while your outside looking in
Describing what you see
Remember what your staring at is me

Cause I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
All i know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

How much is real? So much to question
And never dare make up the mannequins
Contaminating everything
When thought came from the heart
It never did right from the start
Just listen to the noises
(No more sad voices)
Before you tell yourself
Its just a different scene
Remember its just different from what you’ve seen

Im looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
And all i know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah

I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
Oh god it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

Cause I’m looking at you through the glass…
Don’t know how much time has passed
All i know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
feels like home, sitting all alone inside your heaaaaddd

And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you.. yeah-ah
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah

And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you.. yeah-ah
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah yeah

Ohhhoh the starrs
Ohhh oh the starrrrs that liieee

Tryin’ to Get to You
(C. Singleton – R.M. McCoy)

I’ve been traveling over mountains
Even through the valleys, too
I’ve been traveling night and day
I’ve been running all the way
Baby, trying to get to you.

Ever since I read your letter
Where you said you loved me true
I’ve been traveling night and day
I’ve been running all the way
baby, trying to get to you

When I read your loving letter
Then my heart began to sing
There were many miles between us,
But they didn’t mean a thing.

I just had to reach you, baby,
In spite of all that I’ve been through.
I kept traveling night and day,
I kept running all the way,
Baby, trying to get to you.

Well if I had to do it over
That’s exactly what I’d do,
I would travel night and day,
And I’d still run all the way,
Baby, trying to get to you.

Well, there’s nothing that could hold me
Or that could keep me away from you
When your loving letter told me
That you really loved me true

Lord above me knows I love you
It was He who brought me through,
When my way was darkest night,
He would shine His brightest light,
When I was trying to get to you.

It’s not Friday, but it’s HOT- 106 degrees F (41.1 C) today (and that’s not the heat index) - AND they played this song today on the radio. SO, I had to share it with everyone else who’s enduring this heat wave!!!

Well me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley
Had a big crap game goin’ back in the alley
And I kept rollin’ them sevens, winnin’ all them pots
My luck was so good I could do no wrong
I jest kept on rollin’ and controllin’ them bones
And finally they jest threw up their hands and said
“When you hot, you hot”
I said “Yeah?”

When you’re hot, you’re hot
And when you’re not, you’re not
Put all the money in and let’s roll ‘em again
When you’re hot, you’re hot
(La la la la la la la) (La la la la la)
(La la la la la la la, when you’re hot, you’re hot)

Well, now every time I rolled them dice I’d win
And I was just gettin’ ready to roll ‘em again
When I heard somethin’ behind me
I turned around and there was a big old cop
He said “Hello, boys” and then he gave us a grin ‘n’ said
“Look like I’m gonna hafta haul you all in
And keep all that money for evidence”
I said, “Well, son when you hot, you hot”
He said “Yeah”

When you’re hot, you’re hot
And when you’re not, you’re not
You can ‘splain it all down at City Hall
I say, yeah, when you’re hot, you’re hot
You’re hot
(La la la la la la la) (La la la la la)
(La la la la la la la, when you’re hot, you’re hot)

Well, when he took us inta court I couldn’t believe my eyes
The judge was a fishin’ buddy that I recognized
I said “Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal”
“I’ll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you’ll get me outta this spot”
So he gave my friends a little fine to pay
He turned around and grinned at me and said
“Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot, you hot”
‘N’ I said “Thanks a lot”

When you’re hot, you’re hot
And when you’re not, you’re not
He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me
He said “Well, when you’re hot, you’re hot”

I said, “Well I’ll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy, old pal
If you wasn’t wearin’ that black robe I’d take out in back of this courthouse
And I’d try a little bit of your honor on
You understand that, you hillbilly?
Who gonna collect my welfare?”
(When you’re hot, you’re hot)
“Pay for my Cadillac?
Whadda you mean ‘contempt of court’?”
(When you’re hot, you’re hot)
“Judge”
“O Judge!”

~I love singing this one in the car so I can get really loud on the rocker-high notes.

Quite some time, I been sittin’ it out
Didn’t take no chances
I was a pris’ner of doubt.
I knocked down the wailin’ wall
Ain’t no sin
Got the feel of fortune; deal me in

Comin’ straight on for you.
you made my mind.
Now I’m stronger. now I’m comin’ through
Straight on, straight on for you
Straight on for you.

Now I know I got to play my hand
What the winner don’t know, a gambler understands
My heart keeps playin’ it through
With you, my friend
I’ll take my chances on you again and again

Comin’ straight on for you.
you made my mindNow I’m stronger. now I’m comin’ through
Straight on, straight on for you
Straight on for you

“Modern Girl”

Once a beautiful Miss America
married Mr. Right
Had a little baby girl,
born on a stormy night
But that was once upon a time,
now it’s a brand new world

Gimme the future, gimme the future,
gimme the future with a modern girl

Gimme the future, gimme the future,
gimme the future with a modern girl

Somewhere just between the past and somethin’ dawnin’ new
There’s a break in the chain,
there’s a skip in the clock
Girl that’s where I’m gonna find you

Between the boy I was before and what I’m gonna be
There’s a clash on the border,
a flame in the sky
Girl that’s where you’re gonna find me

Can’t you hear the planet groanin’ like a broken down machine
Rusted with the guilty tears of fallen kings and queens
But you and I stand innocent,
baby it’s a brand new world

Gimme the future, gimme the future,
gimme the future with a modern girl
Gimme the future, gimme the future,
gimme the future with a modern girl

(Gimme the future, gimme the future,
gimme the future with a modern girl)

[Bridge:]
We’re the son and the daughter on a new freeway
(Gimme the future, gimme the future)
Laughin’ while the road maps blow away
(Gimme the future with a modern girl)
We’re the son and the daughter and we ain’t afraid
(Gimme the future, gimme the future)
Won’t be makin’ the mistakes our fathers made
(Gimme the future with a modern girl)

(Gimme the future, gimme the future)
oh, gimme the future with a modern girl
(Gimme the future, gimme the future)
oh, gimme the future with a modern girl

Once a beautiful Miss America married Mr. Right
Had a little baby boy,
born on a stormy night
But that was once upon a time,
now it’s a brand new world

Gimme the future, gimme the future -
gimme the future with a modern girl…

[Repeats out]

[Bridge]

fitting….

Everybody, get on the floor, let’s dance
Don’t fight the feeling, give yourself a chance

Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake your booty, Shake your booty
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake your booty, Shake your booty

You can, You can do it
Very Well
You’re the best in the world, I can tell

Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake your booty, Shake your booty
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake your booty, Shake your booty

(Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake)
(Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake)

Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake your booty, Shake your booty
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake your booty, Shake your booty

(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty
Don’t fight the feeling
(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty
Give Yourself a chance
(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty
You can do it, do it
(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty
Come on Come on now
(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty
(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty
OO Diamond sister
(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty
do your duty
(shake, shake, shake, shake) shake your booty

Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na
Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na

All you used to do was put me down
But I found a way to pick myself up off the ground
And all you used to do was criticise me
But now I found the good and I emphasise ya see

You would always get so sensitive
And try to turn your transgressions into my guiltiness
But now I’m certain of the way I live
And what I’m responsible for in this twisted game

And it’s such a shame
That you try to make pain
Another word for my name
Whether giving or receiving
It’s one and the same
Just one more link
In your long-ass chain
But it’s time to break
This frame and my strengthful will
Time to jump off this negative cycle we’ve built
Gave my heart
But my self-respect you won’t steal
Now it’s time to let ya know if you can hear me feel me

Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na
Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na

So I asked my momma for her two cents
And then I asked my little sister and I asked my friend
Then I asked my poppa once and I asked him again
Came two little consensus from all them opinions
That life is too short to be unhappy
And since I know what I’m worth there’ll be no settling for dirt
Knowing what I deserve is gold
If I want diamonds then I can’t settle for coal

Maybe I was just too strong to let go
Maybe I was just too weak to let it show
Maybe I was just too stubborn to say “No”
But whatever the case I can’t take it no more

Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na
Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na

Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na
Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na

Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na
Na, na na, na na na, naaa na na, na na na

Sometimes I think maybe we’ll patch it all up
Like a favourite pair of jeans that you won’t give up on
Or maybe one of these arguments we’ll make up
And start again like when we started this up
Back when everything was fresh
And every moment a blessing
I’d laugh at all of your jokes
You’d listen to my suggestions
One mind, one soul,
With common decimation
Now we can’t help but fight over the direction

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