write and perform silly songs, make loads of money and fly around in a diamond-encrusted spaceship called the SoaP Dragon with my fellow Snakes on a Plane bandmates

here and not Gin

^{there could have been a world shortage}

This can only mean that Morten will have more time on his hands to create mayhem and chaos.

What are the implications of this for the band

Norway is the best place in the world

The UK is apparently 21st.

this!!!

Oh the promenading in the sun with parasols and bonnets – how splendid.

this?

Poodle choir makeover suggestions. Weird and downright disturbing in some cases, although the pirate one has a certain je ne sais quoi. I think I prefer the natural look :)

New Star Trek Movie

We ought to go and see this

Mugs of vodka at the ready – you’re going to need them!

You can download the song Moose and I wrote on Friday as an mp3 file here (I hope it works!)

The song, which we dubbed “Crap” for short, is dedicated to the wonderful Madam Ish who inspired the chorus. Here are the lyrics so you can shout along _{apologies for the giggling between verses!}

When the Hand of Fate is giving you a slap
Don’t fall into the Gloomy Trap
Cheer up and give a one-armed flap
Cause life’s too short to wallow in crap!

When the guy you’re dating is a total git
You get him undressed and find he’s not so fit
You can always do a midnight* flit
Cause life’s too short to wallow in shit!

When you’re feeling sad and blue
And you can’t figure out what to do
Don’t start crying in the loo (NO!)
Cause life’s too short to wallow in poo!

Welcome to 2009
Some rain will fall but the sun will shine!
Everything’s going to be just fine
Cause life’s too short not to have a good time!

When your parrot has eaten your treasure map
Stop being such a total sap
Hop on the train – but Mind the Gap!
Cause life’s too short to wallow in crap!
Life’s too short to wallow in crap!

(yeah! etc.etc.)

Midnight flit should have been moonlight, oops!

Enjoy!

around a star in Pegasus.

I think we should go and explore