Call Simon

that long distance to overseas kinda messed me up

glad i called. thanks for the chat Simon, i like your accent toooooooo….

and got voicemail so i left a message.

damn. wanted to tick this one off :D

i don’t see myself getting to this..

I still have to get him that penis care package.

Would someone write their phone number in their 43T user name?

I called Simon.

Me: Hello Simon (in my huskiest tone)

Simon: Hello

Me: This is a call from the Proactive Phone Sex Company. You have exactly 30 seconds to decide if you want to be charged a modest fee for an experience that will redefine oral intimacy. I am blonde, have blue eyes and large breasts.

Click

Maybe Simon likes small-chested, brunettes.

I thought this was a game.

Like the one we played as kiddies? If the adult said to do something and you did it you were “out”. If the adult said “Simon says” you had to do as Simon said. If you did not, you were out.

I did not want to be out.

This is the Simon in question.

I have not called him yet myself. But he comes highly recommended.

Thanks for the invite AY – I had to accept just so I can check it off and wonder how many hours we’ve already spent on the phone :o) I’m still waiting for someone from work to ask me why I’m making five-hour calls after hours – even local rates using a phone card it’s a looong time to spend on the office phone :-p But hey, no-one’s said anything yet so hopefully I’m getting away with it!

and every time i see his
number on his name i think, i should call him, that would be fun, and funny. so as soon as i saw your goal i jumped on the bandwagon!

believe me it’ll be a short call if i ever do it, but it’s one of those things that needs to be done you know? cos it cracks me up tha he has his number as part of his handle.

you go first;)