Reveal the names of 43Ters to whom I subscribe cryptically, using song lyrics

I have 23 currently. The rest shall be a mystery.

But, since no one’s playing along, I think I’ll set it aside for now.

I’m subscribed to, but I think people got bored..

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

I have here a sneaker that’s tattered and worn
It’s all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it’s trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
I wrapped fish inside it; it’s smelly and cold
But I wouldn’t trade it for a big pot o’ gold!
I love it because it’s trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

I’ve a clock that won’t work
And an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own!
I love them because they’re trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!

Heave Hi Heave Hi Ho-the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe…Mufferaw Joe.
Big Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa all the way from Ottawa in just one day-hey hey-
All the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw was big Joe Mufferaw the old folks sayeeeh
Come listen and I’ll tell ya what the old folks say…

Yeah they say big Joe had an old pet frog, bigger than a horse and he barked like a dog-
And the only thing quicker than a train upon a track was big joe ridin on the bullfrog’s back-
Heave Hi Heave Hi Ho-the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joeeeeh…Mufferaw Joe….
Yeah they said big Joe used to get real wet from cuttin down timber and workin up a sweat
And everyone’ll tell ya around Carlton place the Mississippi dripped off of big Joe’s face.
Hey Hi heave Hi ho ….the best…
Now Joe had to portage from the Gatineau down to see a little girl he had in Kempville town
He was back and forth so many times to see that gal the path he wore became the Rideau canal
Heave Hi Heave Hi Ho-the best man in Ottawa…
Play intro again:
Big Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa all the way from Ottawa in just one day, hey hey
Yeah they say big Joe put out a forest fire halfway between Renfrew and old Arnprior
He was 50 Miles away down around Smith Falls when he drowned out the fire with 5 spit balls.
Hey hi Heave Hi Ho-the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe…
Well he jumped in the Calabogie L. real fast & he swam both ways to catch a cross-eyed bass.
But he threw it on the ground & said “I can’t eat that,” So he covered it over with Mount St.Pat
Hey Hi Heave hi ho-
Yeah they say Big Joe drank a bucket of gin and he beat the livin tar out of 29 men-
And High on the ceilin of a Pembroke Club there’s 29 boot marks and they’re signed”with love”.
Hey’ve Hi He hi ho…
INTRO again
hey’ve hi he hi ho….
Big Joe Mufferaw. Big Joe Mufferaw…

Listen here

Ooh baby love, my baby love
I need you, oh how I need you
But all you do is treat me bad
Break my heart and leave me sad
Tell me, what did I do wrong
To make you stay away so long

‘Cause baby love, my baby love
Been missing ya, miss kissing ya
Instead of breaking up
Let’s do some kissing and making up
Don’t throw our love away
In my arms why don’t you stay
Need ya, need ya
Baby love, ooh, baby love

Baby love, my baby love
Why must we seperate, my love
All of my whole life through
I never loved no one but you
Why you do me like you do
I get this need

Ooh, ooh, need to hold you
Once again, my love
Feel your warm embrace, my love
Don’t throw our love away

Please don’t do me this way
Not happy like I used to be
Loneliness has got the best of me
My love, my baby love

I need you, oh how I need you
Why you do me like you do
After I’ve been true to you
So deep in love with you

Baby, baby, ooh ‘til it’s hurtin’ me
‘Til it’s hurtin’ me
Ooh, baby love
Don’t throw our love away
Don’t throw our love away

Beautiful abigail’s got demons in her pockets
And i, i, i, i
Have seen her chasing down the hall
Beautiful abigail’s got diamonds in her sockets
And i, i, i, i
Have seen her walking through the wall
Who do you call
What do you call it
Who do you call when something goes wrong
Abigail
Abigail
Abigail
Abigail
Beautiful abigail she’s done a lot of thinking
And i, i, i, i
Will always fear her kind of grin
Beautiful abigail is very happy sinking
And i, i, i, i
Will crumble when i win
Who do you call
What do you call it
Who do you call when something goes wrong
Abigail
Abigail
Abigail
Abigail

Innocence tainted by pure lunacy
Cursed by the slash of a shape-shifting beast
Oh no, this can’t be
Demonic infection, a doomed changeling
His future concealed as he begs to be told
A kiss from the gypsy, he’ll never grow old
Oh no, this can’t be
Demonic infection, a doomed changeling

(Chorus)
Even a man who’s pure
And says his prayers by night
(He won’t hear your prayers)
Man become a wolf
When the wolf bane blooms,
And the autumn moon is bright
(There’s a full moon tonight)
Man may become a wolf.

He who is bitten by a wolf and lives
Possession soon follows, no use to resist
Oh no, this can’t be
Cursed by the moonlight, a doomed changeling
The madness a turmoil that swells up inside
To truly find peace is to truly die
Oh no, this can’t be
Cursed by the moonlight, a doomed changeling

Now comes the rampage, a killing spree
Hunting his loved ones comes instinctively
Oh no, it’s maddening
A shape-shifting demon of pure lunacy
A shot from the darkness tears through its flesh
A bullet of silver lays it to rest

Oh no, it’s maddening
An innocent victim finds his peace.

Hello Grandma
How is your granddaughter
Hello Grandma
How is that little girl
I’ve been kind of out of touch
But I thought I would call her
Is she at home
Or is she around the world
Is she at home
Or is she around the world

Young man you must mean Kathy
ButI never heard her mention you
No ma’am I don’t mean Kathy
I don’t hardly even know her
Well Kathy’s just fine
You know she’s still going to school
But she’ll be home Father’s Day
To see her father

No Grandma
How’s your other granddaughter
You know Grandma
How is that little girl
I’ve been kind of out of touch lately
But I did used to know her
Is she at home
Or is she around the world
Is she at home
Or is she around the world

Well young man you can’t mean her
Why didn’t you hear
She got married
And moved off to Chicago
Her husband’s so handsome
And she just loves it up there
His family owns a newspaper
And an opulent disco

Grandma is this 924-8838
Yes young man it certainly is
That’s the problem Grandma
I have made a mistake
I ain’t called this number
In too many years
I ain’t called this number
In too many years

Hello Grandma
How is your granddaughter
Hello Grandma
How is that little girl
I’ve been kind of out of touch
But I thought I would call her
Is she at home
Or is she around the world
Is she at home
Or is she around the world

Correctly guessed – GrammaG

Call the nurse
Call the nurse
I’m in pain, I’m in pain
Everything hurts
Vital signs
In horizontal lines
I’m lyin here
Lying here
Outta my mind
Nurse Betty
Well she tore my heart apart, yeah
Turned my life into an episode of ER, and
Everybody likes drama
But it’s too much for me

Correctly guessed – Trauma Junkie