Become a vampire

So like, this place is dead. Did you all like burn in the sunlight or something. XD Jkjk I keed I keed. V_V But anypoodles, just curious on how you guys think it is possible to become a vampire? 2 weeks ago

i want became a vampire coz i want be undead and it’s hard be human. 1 month ago

Well. Hello. I don’t know much about vampires really, but I’d really appreciate if someone would answer a few of my questions as understandingly as possible. I’ll ask the questions in the comment section if you don’t mind, since I would like to know who I’m asking before I get shot down for believing in the paranormal. 1 month ago

But I still wanna join. Yes I understand the consequences of becoming a vampire so before you lecture me, just no. 1 month ago

This goal is dead…(pun intended) 1 month ago

i really want to be a real vampire … got any ideas? 2 months ago

There is no nebulous energy field accessible by humans, either generally or by “special” people that can alter, change, or rewrite the universal laws of physics or reality in any way, shape, or form.

Think. If magic and spells were real, it would represent a unlimited weapon. Instead of guns and tanks wars would be fought by wizards and witches casting fireballs and lightning bolts.
No amount of mumbo-jumbo, wand-waving, circle-drawing, athame-slashing, rhyme-weaving, hocus-pocus flim-flam can change one single thing. If such an energy source was real, its effects could be plainly seen, documented, and repeated. Like electricity, you wouldn’t see the energy, but you could see its results.

Of which there are none. Every so-called “side effect” described in these goals as well as every supposed result from the use of “magic” is easily explainable as a placebo-type effect generated by human rationalization.

If a bunch of (badly rhymed and metered) words could hold the power to literally change ten trillion + DNA strands in your genetic inheritance in order to turn you into an imaginary creature, a walking corpse, or to give you physical features from other species, then it shouldn’t be any problem at all to change a pencil into a doughnut. 2 months ago

Heyy haven’t been here in awhile so whats going on 2 months ago

How I Did It:
First I Collected Information Upon Vampires. This Is A Half Vampire Spell.

Blood red pale skin, moonlight draw me in, quench my thirst coarsing veins let my body feel no pain.

Say That 10× From 10:00 p.m. til’ 1:00 a.m.

This Spell will Take 2Weeks To Transform you So You Guys GOTTA Be patient.

To many side affects so i will tell you some

Headaches, Stomachache Sun hotter on your skin and throat burning. Good luck

Thanks and good luck from Vampire170

P.S This is a half spell meaning You will Get Small But sharp teeth. Blood cravings wont be so strong and at school you wont go round killing everyone.You will get super strength and you will be able to run faster.

P.P.S Dont ask me any Twilight Questions Cos Its Fake (Even if i like it) 2 months ago

Hey I’m Kayla I really need a vampire . I just want to know a a little more about the subject u can email me at krodgers517@Gmail.com 3 months ago