Post random things that make people smile

17 months ago
Hope it works!

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there – then make your
wish.

No attachment on this one.

Stories

There’s a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he’d been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I’m Katie and I’m 20 and I’ve been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me…this
really works!!!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!!!

SCROLL DOWN!!!!

*

STOP!!!

Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully….it
can be very rewarding!!!!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you’ve been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!!!!

Hope it works!

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there – then make your
wish.

No attachment on this one.

Stories

There’s a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he’d been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I’m Katie and I’m 20 and I’ve been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me…this
really works!!!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!!!

SCROLL DOWN!!!!

*

STOP!!!

Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully….it
can be very rewarding!!!!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you’ve been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!!!!

your instincts has

its

advantages

all

the

time…

This is freaky as anything…DO NOT

CHEAT

(You’ll

will kick yourself later) I was a little

skeptical trying this, but if you follow the

instructions to the “t” you’ll be

surprised!!!!

All of my answers were accurate. We’ll see

tomorrow if the wish comes true. I’ll let

you

know. Take 3 minutes and try this…it will

freak

you out! The person who sent it to me

said

her

wish came true 10 minutes after they read

the

mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game

has

a

funny/spooky outcome.

Don’t read ahead…just do it in order! It

takes

about three minutes…it’s worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you

actually

choose names, make sure it’s people you

actually

know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time…and don’t

read

ahead or you’ll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in

a

column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write

down any

two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the

names

of

members of the opposite sex.

NO LOOKING AHEAD…OR IT

WON”T

TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone’s name (like friends or

family….) in the 4th, 5th,

and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,

and

11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game…..

1. You must tell (the number in space 2)

people

about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that

you

love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but

can’t

work

out.

4. You care most about the person you

put in

4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is

the

one

who

knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky

star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches

with

the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person

in

7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells

you

most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how

you

feel

about life

this is so accurate

NOW…post this bulletin (dont reply) within

the

hour… IF you do..

your wish will come true…

If you don’t it will become the opposite

u must post this in another room in 3 hours!!!! GOOD LUCK

A little bit sad, a little bit funny

myles & marley

1. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

2. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

3. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

4. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

5. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

6. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

7. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

8. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

9. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

10. Pearls melt in vinegar.

11. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

12. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.

13. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo and no one knows why.

14. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

15. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

16. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

18. Its physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

19. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH.”

22. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

23. All polar bears are left-handed.

24. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

25. A penny costs 2 cents to make but is only worth 1 cent.

26. Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick his elbow.

..the bridge is out.

According to The International Institute of Answering Machine Messages:

• My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.

• Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a ”sexy” message, I’ll call sooner.

• Hi. I have caller ID, so there’s no need to leave a message telling me you called. In fact, i’m probably just avoiding your call anyway, so just give it up.

• Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

• This is not an answering machine – this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling…. and I’ll think about returning your call.

• Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

• Hello, you are talking to a machine. My owners do not need new siding, windows or a tub, and they are very happy with their phone company. They give to charity at the office, and they already recieve the daily press. If you’re still with me, leave your name and phone number, and they will get back to you.

• Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money.

• A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why i’m not here. So, leave a message.

• Hi. Now YOU say something.

Who thinks of this stuff? I mean doggie porn, come on now… Have we really sunk this low? I mean clearly I have, but there’s still hope for the rest of you.

I can’t remember where this one came from, so I apologize if I owe anyone credit for it, but it was too good to leave out. I have a meeting with one of those people tomorrow morn.

These are pretty lame attempts, but I just added the goal and had to get something up before I go to bed.