describe the ruckus

OMFG!

This’ll be like, the bestest
thing since sliced bread, clown
horns, and cute Australian brunettes!

_{I can hardly wait!}

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A practical note [I know, I know – I’m
usually full of crap but this is a truth]:

Always fly out of San Francisco
when possible, west coast people.

Los Angeles is the worst
most confused nightmare
of an airport to fly
overseas out of: Don’t do it!

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Sitting on the
porch half drunk

..long day.

Not unhappy with
my answers to
pressing questions.

I have a visa to
stay in Australia
and live there.

But this dripping
of water off slim
leaves has all my
attention now

..because I can’t
believe that what
I most wanted just
happened so quickly.

And so I sit here
happy and numb but
mostly happy.

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Today I sent my favourite
pen through the wash – but
not intentionally.

I picked the various pieces
out of the dryer and couldn’t
believe that the ink cartridge
didn’t explode everywhere over
my high-tech fabric clothing.

I’m going to write Pilot and
tell them I’m impressed with
their G2 0.7mm mini which is
great for left-handers and
also people with A Negative
blood who run and like coffee
and Australian girls.

I reassembled the pen like
the smart monkey I am and
guess what? It worked even
better than it did before.

Ook.

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I remember flying through the air
yes, me – Afez Birdshredder, daughter
of a proud line reaching back to Aegypt
and the court of Ramses the Lesser -
there was a blinding flash which must
have been lightning and a torrent of
rain.

I landed with Arrizz Rodentslasher
on my head: “Idiot of no lineage!” I
hissed and ran into the curtains to
hide from the two-legged ones.

Hopefully they will leave me alone
and were frightened away by the storm.

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Near Maryborough and fresh off the flight.

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LL enjoys sparkling Shiraz

_{I enjoyed it too and we bought two bottles.}

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I opened Jiles’ can of Friskies
Mariner’s Catch and all of a sudden..

it looked interesting. I grabbed a spoon
and with Jiles looking on worriedly I
took a bite and swallowed.

It was awful. I don’t know how cats eat
that crap. Maybe the Sea Captain’s Choice is better.

_{Should’ve been called Mariner’s Retch.}

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1.50 hrs in mud, snow, puddles, over fallen branches,
and swooping down the trail in my t-shirt past three
old ladies: You’re having too much fun young man.

If you go fast you stay warm, I yelped.

Laughing, then.. digging fir needles out of my socks
and shivering and breathing hard and forgetting my
water but who cares?

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I walked into the health food
store/deli this morning and started
laughing and drinking coffee – the sun
is out and I gave everyone a hug and
got some work splitting huge rounds of
fir for firewood, which will be backbreaking
but who cares, and all this good stuff
just because people like happy people.

))){