Daily: Have a good laugh at least 1x (Happiness Manifesto Declaration #8)

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A few minutes before the church services started. The congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, “Do you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked.

“Nope, sure ain’t.” said the man.

“Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?” asked Satan.

“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even
tone.

“Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY
for all eternity?” persisted Satan.

“Yep,” was the calm reply.

“And you are still not afraid?” asked Satan.

“Nope,” said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for 48 years.”

Guys? Watch your steps this summer!

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So she is constantly laughing with (and maybe at) me! We have so much fun together-I love being a Mom and hanging out with children on a regular basis. When I was in my 20’s, I remember saying that I didn’t want to have kids, that I just wanted to focus on my career and play with the love of my life…Well-one of the best parts about being a parent is the “laugh factor”. Laughing at all the cute and funny things kids do and say, plus getting to “play and laugh” with them. Kids are constantly joking around and laughing- I have definately been living up to this entry!

I have two words: Dane Cook

Yesterday’s laugh comes courtesy of HavanaCat

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Today’s much-needed laugh comes courtesy of madras and her goal to
Say something completely random to someone completely random every day for a month. Log the phrases and reactions.

Not only is this a great idea, it’s funny as hell! :D Check it out, and enjoy!

From the students today, one a junior high boy and the other girl just out of university and into her first job. I set them up in a role play, deciding what to take on a picnic. To the girl, “you are going somewhere quiet and peaceful to view cherry blossoms”. To the boy, “You are going with your friends and you want to play loud music on your guitar”. To both “Decide what you are going to take to the cherry blossom viewing party”.
The boy accepting that taking the guitar was a foregone conclusion launched into the fray with “We should take a seat”, “and what do we need that for” came the reply from the girl. “When I play guitar I need something to sit on”. “Well you can take the seat but we don`t need the guitar” quipped the girl.
I had to laugh, politely and professionally of course, but I honestly felt like crying, it was well timed and delivered with just the right touch.