I don’t really want to do it again. It makes me tired just to think about it.

Maybe I’ll start with attempting to make a shopping list. 3 years ago

New Isabella went to her cupboard
To get her poor kitties some food.
When she got there, her cupboards were bare,
And to shop she was not in the mood.

It took her all day, but she went anyway
Bought so much the bank balance turned red.
Then she put it away, and fed all for the day,
And now we are going to bed. 5 years ago

Don & I play a little game when we go grocery shopping together. It’s called “guess the bill” and we’ve gotten pretty good at it over the years. We get in the check out line and guess a number. Whomever is the loser is forced to make the next meal so things get crazy. Well, we’re playing our cheesy game and the cashier was looking at us like we had two heads. Perhaps we were overly silly but I checked and we each only had 1 head…

As the register kept racking up item after item the trash talk starts. We bust on each other about what kind of meal we want the other to cook, try to psych the other out by any means necessary and generally make asses of ourselves. As our cashier moved our food to a second cart (OMFG ya’ll!) we started really poking each other. I guessed the higher number and sure as shit I was pretty dead on to the number. (No, you do not want to know how much hard earned money we blew). As we’re finishing our transaction the cashier looks up at my husband, pointed and giggled. Cracked me up!! :) 6 years ago

We need food post haste because we’re worse off than old Mother Hubbard! 6 years ago