watch a Chuck Norris film

I’ve probably seen every Chuck Norris movie ever made. This is not a boast or guilty confession, just a sad fact. Through all that crap, the C grade Silent Rage sticks out.

I actually saw this steamy pile in the theater. My father took me, probably as punishment for something I did. I have no freaking idea what, but anyway….....

The premise is a doctor uses an experimental spontaneous regeneration drug to save a police shooting victim (after Chuck Norris seriously beat the ever living shit out of him). The drug works and life is saved. Chalk one up for medical wonders, except the guy is a psycho killing machine (which is why the police shot him after Norris beat his ass to a pulp to begin with).

Anyway, psycho guy goes on a killing spree that makes Michael Myers look like a Quaker. He suffers horrific wounds: shootings, stabbings, beatings (lots of these), being run over by a big ass cop jeep, catching fire, and other whacked out shit. But like the bunny, he keeps going and going and going. It ends with Chuck roundhousing his ass down an old well.

The movie is a real gem, but there is a “great” bit where Norris kicks the shit out an entire motorcycle gang. Yeah, Norris fans, he uses the roundhouse kick. Spoiler warning. The most repulsive breasts in any movie are in this scene.

There’s also a really bad sex scene (WTF Dad, I was twelve. Was Deep Throat sold out). This one will put you in therapy.

Anyway, the film really stuck with me. Years (over 20) later I found the DVD for $3.99 and had to have it. It was every bit as rotten as I remembered.

back in the 70’s but it was to see Bruce Lee not Chuck Norris. I used to watch then with my Filipino Boyfriend,my Bother, my step-Bother and step-Sister. I asked my mom if I could take Karate lessons, I must have been about 14 and she just said, No? Why?
I was bummed :(

Doesn’t Sleep. He waits.

i’ve seen him in a bunch of stuff. delta force being the firs tto come to mind. he’s kind of awful.

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

(As noted in http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/)

Delta Force is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen. The predictability and Chuck Norris’ terrible acting make it one of the most hilarious movies ever. Of course you need to be in a very specific mindset to enjoy his works. I think the same goes for Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme as well.

Anyone seen Missing In Action? Or Lone Wolf McQuade? I was wondering if they are any good… :D

I’ve seen a tiny bit of Lone ranger, its so bad its awesome.

To me, Chuck Norris is such a contrived, wooden actor that it’s difficult for me to watch an entire movie if his. I’ve done it before, but thankfully my mind has buried the memory to the point that I couldn’t tell you which movie it was.

And he got a cool beard