go insane

im already on a psychiatric so … i guess i’m half the way to success!!!

This, of course, will have to be the last goal I accomplish if I am to accomplish the others. Sanity is a troublesomely essential ingredient for many of them. But just think! It would be so spectacular to be completely utterly fantastically crazy. Like in that movie A Beautiful Mind with Russel Crowe. He was nuts! But he was so happy in his little alterna-reality…

six days in the looney bin to prove it!
It sucked!

Flirting with insanity… not worth it

its not so much that i’ve gone insane…its more like i’ve always been insane

I need the gas turned on in my new home. Unfortunately they can only come out there BEFORE I have the keys. I still made the appointment. How the hell am I going to get those people in there? Stay tuned…

I need to have the gas turned off in the old home. Unfortunately I can’t do that at all.

The account is only in the ex’s name. So I asked him, very nicely might I add, to handle it, and to please make sure the shut off date is AFTER we move out.

Fuckbag can’t follow directions. Shut off will be 8/31. Moving out will be 9/2. Two days of no hot water, clothes dryer or cooking.

On to the electric company… I need to get electricity on in the new house before the gas company comes out. Gas company is coming before I have the keys, why not schedule the electric company to come out too? Hey why not?

I need a miracle or two…

Because of yesterday’s events, he is now telling me he won’t sign, not for the sale of the old house or the purchase of the new.

Every day it’s something new…

I work at a client (6 more days!) but my consulting company does have a home office. I do have an office there with a phone number. Since I’ve been here for the past 8 years, I haven’t gotten many phone calls there… I check my voice mail maybe about twice a year.

The secretary at the home office left me an email saying a client called for me today and left a message.

It’s been so long since I called the voice mail there, I forgot how to do it! Yeah, I’m a dumbass…

Point is, it’s been between 8 to 12 months since I checked it.

Guess what is in my voice mail?

My fucking ex, gave one of his whores my name, first and last, cause my last name is different from his… But this whore knew my name… She knew where I worked… She knew all kinds of stuff that she should not.

And yet she didn’t know the real story about why I kicked his ass out…

Just what I needed, some bitch telling me how I will never do better than that fuckbag!

He doesn’t stalk me enough? He needed to enlist his whores???

See??? I can’t make this shit up. I do nothing to provoke it. It happens to me without me doing a damn thing.

Apparently taking the Kick Me sign off didn’t help any thing. I still get kicked whether I ask for it or not.

FUCK ME IF I’M A JOKE!!!

I changed lending companies.

I told the previous one, “Thanks, but I am not going to use your services.” Nice, huh? Not surly at all right?

He kept rambling on at me about what kind of better deal he could make me, blah, blah, blah…

“Thanks, but my mind is made up.” Still, nice.

And he starts up again….......

“Look, I’m not changing my mind.” Getting a little surly now…

Yeah, but you never gave us a chance, we can beat any deal you have.

“I’m at work, I don’t have time for this now.” Grrrrrr…

Your decision to change companies is not rational.

“DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMIN OUT OF MY MOUTH???? I SAID, NO THANKS!”

click

The actual conversation took a good 15 minutes. Him begging and me saying no. Why??? Why did I have to hang up on that fuckhead? What part of “no” didn’t he understand the first 83 times I said it? Did he think I would change my mind after he insulted me and called me irrational?

I hate people…................... They drive me insane

to keep that silly grin off my face :)

My client of 8 years just told me to pick an end date!!!!!!!!I’m FINALLY getting out of here

I am smiling like a loon, they all must think I’ve lost my mind