achieve immortality

Well, while I am still far from this goal, I have found a hair conditioner that supposedly prevents me from aging.

That would be cool, but its impossible.

I’ve always(since the very second I was born) wanted to live forever. I want to see how far humanity will go, I want to know what the future (beyond 2100) holds. I don’t want to die not knowing what will become of the world. I know what happened in the past as far back as 1000BCE, I’ve seen the present, I want to know what happens next.
It’s like reading a really good novel that sucks you in and you always want to know what happens in the next chapter. Then once you read the last paragraph of the last chapter, it ends with a cliffhanger that paves the way for a sequel. But you end up dying before you can get your hands on the sequel. You go out not knowing what happens next.

You must first achieve biokinesis.
It means to control your DNA with your mind.
Meditate for a haf hour to an hour before doing this.
make a ball of energy in your body, and visualise your DNA in the bal of energy. your DNA looks like small strands moving around. also make a Ki(pronounced ‘key’) and tell the needle wat to do. then make the needle pierce the bal of energy, than quickly seal up the ball (or else Ki escapes and the proscess fails). then visuallse the needle rearanging your DNA to what you want it to do. then you can open your eyes. think “I am (what you wanna be)” all day.
repeat the procsess every day for a few weeks and then you shall be what you want to be.

Maybe a touch unrealistic. But I always say, don’t settle. But maybe thinking that it is unrealistic, that thought, that belief, is what makes it unrealistic. This one needs some more exploration.