Buy new slippers

...but I didn’t buy them. Christmas came and my mom & dad got me some nice-looking corduroy slippers that actually fit comfortably! They will keep my socks from getting big holes in them and keep my feet warm in my cold basement, which were the two reasons to get them. So, there we go: slippers have been bought. Happiness abounds.

I didn’t actually buy any slippers, I was given them as a gift. I would recommend you don’t get too attached to manky old slippers – just throw them away. You can get away with washing them a few times.
But to honest, it’s been so damn hot this summer that I’ve found myself wearing flip-flops instead.

They’re quite smelly, too big for me (so I keep falling over), and I spilled cream cleaner on them so they look like they have semen on them. Gross !

Slippers are definitely NOT shoes, therefore I feel that I can buy some new slippers (I like big funky ones, Happy Feet, cats, whatever)without infringing on my Stop Buying Shoes goal.