Do my grocery shopping.

Ok, so Monday I ordered about $350 worth of stuff…and was informed rapidly and concisely that ”...you missed SO much stuff, Da…”

Soooo…Tuesday evening I ordered very close to another $200 bucks worth.

You happy now, baby?

Yeah, Da, the place is FULL of stuff.

KISS...

Sigh… 5 years ago

...to say nothing of procrastinating, I sent Shewhoshallnotbenamed to the actual store.

I’m getting my Thanksgiving list together as we speak, albeit mentally.

This is where you really appreciate shopping on line…holidays.

While all the riffraff are in the stores crowding and bitching, heads aching, feet sore, rubbing shoulders with them, fighting for shopping carts and parking places and standing in fucking lines longer than cheese-lines on welfare day…I will be relaxing right here with a fine glass of merlot, taking my time and enjoying myself.

I am so glad I don’t live in Afghanistan…well, or any of the Stans, for that matter… 5 years ago

I checked this morning and there are no open times for having shit delivered today, even assuming I finished shopping, which I ain’t.

I guess you people know what THIS means, eh?

I’m gonna have to actually go to the store. (Do they call them “markets” any more?)

Well, I guess the least I can do is put a positive spin on it…I can always scope the tail whilst I’m there.

And, who knows, maybe some gay guy will pick me up and give me some head in the bathroom…

Hey, mature fellow, wanna hand me that cucumber?

Sigh… 5 years ago

Maybe not till later this evening…or…um…tomorrow… 5 years ago

What with the Southern Comfort…and spending time with Abby…and eating…and falling asleep…

I’ll finish up tomorrow. 5 years ago

I have some Southern Comfort…Law and Order is on the TV, I’m IMing with a good friend…now…off to Safeway.com to bust my ass…

5 years ago