use my superpowers for good

I’ve decided to take this goal more seriously. Someone has been posting “hero for hire” fliers around town recently, and I’ve contacted him/her for advice. (S/he hasn’t responded yet, but I have faith.) Trouble is, I’m having trouble coming up with positive uses for my own particular brand of superpower, which I like to call “pretending to be a good citizen”... or possibly “jive-talking at any and all authority figures”... or “raising funds”.
Suggestions?

I feel good about my job. It gives back to the community and helps keep us safe.

I have this growing thing eating at me lately that I have to find something to volunteer my time. Also I want to get a job where I can make a difference. Right now I have too much happening but as soon as I get this exam over with I will be able to do this.

i saved the world before breakfast xx no need to thank me :)

:)