List all the unreasonable and often contradictory qualities and skills I expect in a lover while offering nothing but slobby me in return

this disqualifies you without pardon.

none, thanks.

this would include all the fluffy religions, wicca, astrology, and whatnot. I could probably live with buddhism since that is probably of of the less insane ones but if you believe in an unique human soul and reincarnation I will laugh at you.

It’s a big planet. How can you not be curious?

nuff said.

I love music, and my musical tastes are publicly visible.

http://www.musicmobs.com/user/acid_zebra
http://www.last.fm/user/acidzebra/

I like to think I have a well-rounded and eclectic music taste, and I would look for the same in a mate.

I don’t see how I could ever get along with someone who likes more or less anything in any nation’s top 40 (unless it is that one fluke song. Everybody gets that).

my ideal lover would not only know how to compile a kernel, but she would find a reason to want to do it.

_{yes, I am a terrible geek. bite me}