be cool, stay cool, and always remain cool...like the fonzy, you know what fonzy is?....cool!

121. Be COOLER than ever now. Back off. Leave her time and space to think. Ho matter how hard it is not to have any contact. STAY COOL!
122. Be the coolest fella tonight at this speed dating shenanigans. Although I’m only going for a laugh and the bale a friend out of the lurch at the last min, be COOL. But not an arrogant prick. Some cool dudes can come across like that. You not you, homeboy!
You are street!
Like Seasame Street!
and Coronation Street!
123. Never wear flipflops. Footwear of the devil.
124. Don’t think twice, it’s alright. Follow my insticts. They are ALWAYS right. Never regret not doing or saying anything in THAT moment. Carpe Diem.
125. The answer my friend, Is blowing in the wind.
126. No woman, no cry!
127. I’m waiting on a sunny day, and counting on a miracle. But remember it could happen.

112. Learn to spell contiued, conitnued…I could spell it before…what’s going on here?
113. Help my close friend through this shitstorm she is in.
114. Help try to tame the shitstorm.
115. Then try to tame my close friend.
115. Join this band that my new mates are asking me to join. Them seem a good bunch of guys. So, stop being a chopper and just do it! Then go out and rock Manchester.
116. Finish of my masterpiece I have been writing for 2 weeks now.
117. Give my old man the best suprise 60th birthday party that was ever known to man. It has to make God’s 60th party look shit in comparison….I hear he had a clown that was really a bad person in disguise, and the buffet was crap.
118. Go see Clap Your Hands Say Yeah on friday with my best mate.
119. Crunch tackle my boss at five a side football next week….wink at him….and fucking love it!
120. Shower my niece with toys when I see her next. ( I mean buy her some new ones…don’t just throw all her old toys at her, I know it would be less expensive, but it would 100% end in tears. And she might start crying too.)

96. Feeling unknown and your all alone, skin and bone, by the telephone, lift up the reciever and I’ll make you a believer.
97. Be a wanderer and a ramblin’ man.
98. Never let anyone near my eyebrows. It’s ok to stroke them like a James Bond Villian’s cat, but never attempt to go near with tweezers, clippers of scissors. It could end messy. They are too precious. I will loose all my powers if they are tampered with, much like Samson. Boy, that guy was strong with his big eyebrows.
99. Go clubbing with Polythene Pam. She’s so good looking but she looks like man…..hmmmmm …........Maybe just take her cinema then. It’s dark there.
100. Get back the bastards that hurt Willy. He can be my baby it don’t matter if he’s black and white. Whales can’t drive 4×4s nor hold uzi’s in their little flippers, so thats blatenly unfair and heartless. They should have know better to be quite frank. You just don’t fuck with whales, and certainly not any whale friends of mine.
101. Tell Madonna I don’t really see the problem with helping out the poor little child from the third world. She can buy them ipods. If she wasn’t there, they would have ipods made out of mud, and they are pretty crap. But just so she doesn’t get a big head, remind her of how shit her music is.
102. Just tell me hear some of that old rock and roll music.
103. It’s gotta be rock and roll music if you wanna dance with me.
104. Everybody’s gotta learn sometimes.
105. Don’t wear sandals, try an avoid the scandals.
106. Get dressed, get blessed and try to be a success.
107. Everything’s not lost.
108. Email Dionne Warrick and tell her after over forty years, if she still doesn’t have a clue where San Jose is, then not to fucking bother going there.
109. If God is DJ, he’d better not play any Kooks, Snow Patrol or James Blunt. If any of shit comes on, I’m off to the devil’s disco.
110. 3 is not the magic number, is just a number. Nowt special, so what’s everyone banging on about?
111. The great Chesey Hawks one most nobley said, ‘I am the one and only’. He may have been onto something methinks. He wasn’t an idiot after all.

95. Be the organiser of sending a box of stuff to Chris in Iraq for Christmas, involving collecting the money for the presents, and collecting the letters off all our mates. Simply because I know everyone else is too lazy, and it would never get done otherwise… Plus, at least I’ll know it’ll get done properly, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

75. Confront what I am afraid of.
76. Live longer than I have intended.
77. Don’t hate it when my friends become successful.
78. Continue to call Stevie Wonder at 4am on tuesdays, and tell him ‘I just called to say I love you’.
79. Continue to call Stevie Wonder on his birthday, and sing ‘happy birthday to ya’.
80. Stop calling Stevie Wonder. It’s costing me a fortune.
81. Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over.
82. Thank Iggy Pop for the offer, but I rather not him be my dog. I don’t particularly like dogs, as they make a mess. And can’t play nintendo. Unless they can play the drums, then we can jam.
83. Go to California and see the girls that Brian Wilson keeps banging on about. Although, remember , they probably don’t like pies.
They’ve probably never even seen one, let alone tasted one to decide they don’t like them. Make them like them. Then come home.
84. Remember, Gremlins was just a film.
85. Remain a Goonie.
86. Although I’m open to new ideas, keep telling that mad alien guy with new nice teeth David Bowie, life on Mars may be fun, but I have a feeling they don’t have Guinness there. He never bloody listens! No David, I’m not getting in your spaceship, ‘Deal or no deal’ is on…
87. Be a hero, not just for one day, but for a least a week, just to get a taste of it.
88. Tell Billy Joe NOT to take his guns to town. One, its against the law, he will get done for possession, and two, It can only lead to trouble and I don’t want to wake up in a cell again. Leave your guns at home.
89. Rock the Casbab. And always rock it.
90. Stay free.
91. Text James Brown back, and tell him I’m sick of hearing about his daddy’s new bag. So what, my mam got a new pair of trainers last week, and you don’t hear me banging on about it. Certainly not in song form anyway.
92. Remember, love is certainly not simple and even more certainly not as easy as A,B,C, or easy as 1,2,3. Although funky, the Jackson 5 were full of shit. But had nice hair.
93. Never live in a yellow sumarine. It’s just not logical. What if I needed milk?
94. Just ring Stevie Wonder once, and tell him to ring me instead. It would be a shame to just cut him out of my life just because of phone bills.

42. Dirty dreams doesn’t make you a dirty boy.
43. I have never, ever, not once in my life, ever, said a prayer for Aretha Franklin, but she has said a little prayer for me, and she doesn’t even know me. Meet her and take her out for a nice rump steak followed by lashing of guinness. We should all do this.
44. What you want? Baby I got it. What you need? You know I got it. All I’m asking for is a little respect (oooo just a little bit)
45. Raindrops keep falling on my head. But I don’t care, they’re only raindrops not falling pianos or asteroids. (not literal raindrops mind- Bacharach intended these raindrops to be metaphorical problems of life – not small, wet balls of water. see, clever isn’t it!?)
46. I am never going to stop the rain by complaining.
47. I may not always love you, but as long as there are stars above you, You’ll never need to doubt it, I’ll make you so sure about it.
49. The octopus can cultivate an entire garden underneath the sea, in the shade. Imagine that! I mean, you’d think he’d have better things to do than get this little tenticles all green and what not. He would sing and dance around! Happy as can be! The morale of the story is even though I don’t have 8 hands (slightly easier to garden with 8 hands don’t you think), remeber it’s mush harder to cultivate in lovly garden beneath the waves, yet Mr Octopus managed it with a smile and a dance. Nothing is unimaginably impossible. (apologies to the ladies who may take offend to me just assuming the octopus was a bloke, well I actually saw him and he had a beard and a pipe, so there!)
51. Tommorrow never knows what is doesn’t know to soon.
52. Turn off your mind relax and float down stream.
53. Regrets are just things that havn’t happened yet.
54. I must learn to count!! I missed out number 50. It’s getting beyond a joke now! – promise it’s the last one!
55. More than this, you know there’s nothing, more than this.
56. We didn’t start the fire, it was always buring since the world was turning… but we can start to help diminish it if we all shoot our fire extinguishers in the same direction! ;-)
57. A big day in the north is better than a small day elsewhere.
58. Spread your love like a fever.
59. There’s nothing more sinister than ministers in dresses.
60. There ain’t no easy way out.
61. Every promise given up, every reason that’s not enough, is falling at my feet.
62. When girls get mad at boys and go, many times they’re just putting on a show.
63. You can’t start a fire without a spark.
64. There are 50 ways to leave your lover – but I find the best is just to run. Fast…. Faster than that!...
65. There’s no drinking after you’re dead.
66. If I should fall from grace with God, where no doctor can relieve me, let me go boys.
67. When the bomb drops, I’ll be playing my guitar.
68. Happy christmas, I loved ya baby, I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true.
69. Be a good old fashioned lover boy.
70. Maintain the lost art of keeping a secret.
71. Judy may be a punk, but I am a rocker.
72. But Sheena is a ‘punk rocker’. She wins!
73. NATURE IS THE LAW.
74. No sympathy for the devil.

By saying cool, I don’t mean wearing the latest designer clothes, having the smartest car, and the newest aftershave.
Them thing don’t interest me at all. I don’t own a car, I have aftershave from when people go on holiday and bring me back some from the duty free, and as for clothes- not really arsed to be honest, I still wear some clothes from 5 years ago, they still fit, they’re still wearable, and I still look ‘cool’.

So by and large this is my bible to ’’be cool, stay cool, and always remain cool.’‘

1. Never pay more than £10 quid for a haircut. guys with expensive haircuts?? What’s that about??....
2. Before checking out a girl’s backside, ask her what her favourite music is. The answer to this question will pretty much tell you everything you need to know.
3. Never let a friend down -I mean a true ‘friend’. I know who they are. They know who I am.
4. Respect and love my family. A person who has no time for their family, cannot be trusted.
5. Dance and Sing. Until my knees fall off and my throat collapses.
6. Never become vain, arrogant and self righteous. Remain my grounded self and appriciate who I am for who I am. (I’m soooo vain, I bet this entry was written about me! (brackets within brackets-how exciting!) 10 points to whoever gets the song reference!)
8. Be eternally grateful to my family and friends for moulding me into who I am today – although I’m not perfect by any means, I’m not a bad lad either.
9. Defend the defenceless.
10. If I’m going through hell, keep running.
11. I live my life in the city, there’s no easy way out. I’ve gotta make it happen.
12. The love you take, is equal to the love you make.
13. Never judge, unless I become a judge, which is highly unlikely seeing as I think they fuck up all the time!
And look silly in them white wigs. It’s not the 15th century!
14. Never do a half-arsed job. Leave that that to the other lazy gobshites.
15. Remember money is paper and metal. It can buy you a diamond ring my friend, but can’t buy you love!
16. Learn to count – I missed number 7 out. Too, late now, so don’t go back to check.
17. Always give my undying love and faith to Manchester United Football Club. Born a red. Love united, live united, die united.

Bet you checked number 7 didn’t you?!....

18. ‘Got to get you into my life…’ Never give up on the one. She’s somewhere.
19. Rememeber… Irish blood, Mancunian heart, yes I’m made of.
20. Cool, calmed and collected.
21. If the bee stings, by god, sting it back.
22. Don’t let other people get my kicks for me (B.Dylan)
23. Who kicked a hole in the sky so the heavens will cry over me? Who stole the soul from the sun and the world come undone at the seams? Let there be love….
24. God gave me soul in my rock and roll.
25. Don’t say goodbye.
26. Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, but don’t kill me. That would be not good.
27. Realise, sometimes you can’t make it on your own.
28. I shall be free.
29. Be a rolling stone (but not one of the crinkly old grandads with guitars)
30. Remain until the wee small hours of the morning.
31. Yesterday don’t matter if it’s gone.
32. There’s no time to loose, I heard her say. Cash your dreams before they slip away.
33. Loose your dreams and you may loose your mind.
34. All things must pass away.
35. Why don’t we do it in the road? No-one will be watching us, C’mon lets do it in the road.
36. Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song and I’ll try not to sing out of key. I’ll get by with a little help from my friends.
37. Life is what happens when other people are making plans. Don’t let this be the case.
38. ‘I’ am the walrus.
39. A little rain never hurt anyone. we won’t melt – unless it powerful peole melting raindrops from Mars or summat.
40. Remember that Lucy may have been in the sky with diamonds – but did she have a record collection like mine? – Didn’t think so Lucy – unlucky!
41. I’ve got to admit, it’s getting better, a little better all the time.
to be continued when I can think of anymore