Quote Homer Simpson at a REALLY inappropriate time

I was in a car the other day and a public service announcement came on the radio- it was Rod Stewart telling people not to drink and drive. We all listened and no-one spoke for a few seconds afterwards, so I said, ‘Rock stars… is there anything they don’t know?’

Beautiful.

Of course, everyone else in the car thought I was mad….

...use a quote that I heard Homer say on an episode. I think he was jogging/walking and he finds a sports bra in the garbage and says something like “Finally, the support I need”. That would be fun to use at Victoria’s Secret or something.

three or four time, but only one at a really inappropriate time.
I would have to say this is really a fun thing to do at a “sorta” inappropriate time, but at a “really” inappropriate time it’s just really inappropriate. hehehe (but it was still kinda funny)

for just the right quote : )

I’m at uni, and yesterday I had a practical session working with some very expensive equipment. The tutor was going through the various safety issues and was making the serious point that we ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DO TASK X WHILE THE MACHINE IS IN SETTING Y…

I couldn’t help but say: “That sounds like a wager to me!”

...he wasn’t very impressed ;)

I also managed to sneak in “is there anything donuts can’t do?!” because donuts came up in a quiz question on the ps2 I was playing with my mum and sister. Don’t think that one went down as well lol.

A situation to use a quote. Not exactly inappropriate, but who cares? I know you’re beating me on this goal already Nath.

Rick: smarty
Me: i am so smart! i am so smart! S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T…
Me: lmao – sorry had to use the homer simpson quote :P
Rick: hehehe
Rick: a quote for every occasion huh?

I’ll not mark the goal complete though – I don’t think it was good enough.

I do this all the time! I usually get laughs, and I like it!

I tried to give the difficulty level depending on how easy it would be to get it into conversation and also how easy it would be to say it at an inappropriate time. So, for example, one might be easy to get into conversation, but not easy to say inappropriately.

1. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.
MEDIUM

2. Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
MEDIUM

3. Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
DIFFICULT

4. Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
MEDIUM

5. Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He’s about to hit a chestnut tree!
EASY

6. Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
MEDIUM

7. Homer: That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow. A blue car.
EASY

8. Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
MEDIUM

9. Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T…
MEDIUM

10. Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
DIFFICULT

11. Homer: You know, my kids think you’re the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they’ve finally stopped dreaming of a future I can’t possibly provide.
HARDCORE

12. Homer: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay. Um Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about uuhhh, things. Uhh… the things.
HARDCORE

13. Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
MEDIUM

14. Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.
EASY

15. Homer: If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?
DIFFICULT

16. Homer: Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.
EASY

Post it here, to make things easier….

1. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.

2. Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

3. Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

4. Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

5. Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He’s about to hit a chestnut tree!

6. Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.

7. Homer: That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow. A blue car.

8. Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

9. Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T…

10. Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

11. Homer: You know, my kids think you’re the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they’ve finally stopped dreaming of a future I can’t possibly provide.

12. Homer: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay. Um Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about uuhhh, things. Uhh… the things.

13. Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?

14. Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.

15. Homer: If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?

16. Homer: Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.

Are we doing that points thing? If so, what would these get?