kick some ass

In self defense of course.

stand up for myself and not let people tell me what to do because for some stupid reason in my mind i think they will hate me or get hurt from me saying no. i want to punch someone out to get my anger out..haha just kidding…or am i? (motion dr.evil pinkie in mouth)

You may have heard that kindness is the “gift that keeps on giving” but that quotation is actually talking about kicking ass as the gift that keeps on giving.

I started kicking ass the day someone stepped to me, and I haven’t stopped since.

I agree that kicking ass isn’t necessarily phyiscal, or even violent, except perhaps in the way that making a kick-ass salad is violent in its ruthlessly perfect execution. Also, I like typing “kick ass” a lot, so I make sure to be awesome so I have an excuse to do so.

Yeah, I sure do. I am the ass kickinest mother fucker around.