try not to be an asshole

Being an asshole, I’m quite an asshole sometimes but the thing about me being an asshole is that it’s almost instinctual. Whenever im being an asshole i never realize it until i already done my damage, on accident, which isnt a good way to handle being an asshole… ps
How can I not be an asshole

i’ve developed a sharp tongue and a just not caring what i say to people, especially after i’ve been to the bar. i’m also kind of a chronic complainer. i dont want to be like this, an asshole. i want to be laid back and optimistic yknow? like vince chase from entourage.

Im not a natural at nice BUT I will try Today for the first time ever…...the problem is I HATE everyone. It is mutual thay hate me too. I just blew away a salesmen at the door and my wife has tried to make me feel bad about it. Im thinking mabe she is right. So Im gonna try this nice thing out today and see if it works.

I am what I am!

if you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole. No need to hide it. If someone’s got a problem with it, they can piss off.

On a daily basis I attempt to not be an asshole—sometimes I succeed and sometimes I fail. I am relying in the kindness and Karma of strangers to assist me in my continuing repentance.