learn to swear in French

look it up on google then say it ec shize = shit

Everything sounds more sophisticated in French, even “*@# off you %^{@&ing *x%x}%!”

I’m familiar with only the very basics – merde, putain (or put) and salaud, for example. If I want to live in France, I’m going to have to know how to swear properly at others, and also to recognise when I’m being sworn at.

I think I need to spend more time in the pub and on the football terraces when I next go over.

I’m not big on profanity, but sometimes nothing expresses the way you feel better than a good cuss word. Swearing in French will make me sound above the dirty words.