figure out what is in Her Majesty Elizabeth II's purse

I knew that if I waited long enough I would find the answer to the question that has been plagued the generations : what is in Her Majesty’s Purse!

After waiting for years the answer was solved by superman himself. Today Barack Obama present the Queen with an iPod!

Given how the Texan spoke about and to the Queen this past week, don’t you wish she had a brick in her purse so she could knock him across his smartass face with it.

I think that’s all she carries in her purse.

I’m sure she has tons of bank accounts… She carries all her cards with her everywhere to avoid ID theft! Smart girl!

Check out the eye shadow – maybe that’s whats in there.

Look at the way he is looking at her purse. The POPE knows what’s in her purse. Unfortunately he died and probably took the secret with him.

And if she does have an iPod in her purse does she listen to Queen ?

Note the gloves that she wears while greeting her subjects. So it’s not Purell in her purse.

I wonder when Queen Elizabeth visited the White House if she had to show ID to get in? Perhaps a stamp? No she would not do that, she was probably too afraid that Bush would have licked the back of her head!

I bet he thought about checking that purse for WMD’s.

And I wonder if she made off with any of the White House silver…

....her bag and shoes always seem to match