This video sums up the year perfectly well for me though.

Britney Spears dumps K-Fed and parties with Paris.

Brangelina welcomes baby Shiloh in Namibia.

TomKat delivers Suri, then ties the knot.

Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora produce a three-ring marital circus.

Lindsay Lohan parties 24/7 and irks her producer.

Like a diva: Madonna adopts a Malawi boy.

Anna Nicole Smith has a baby, loses son, then lease.

T. R. Knight, Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass declare they’re gay,without uproar.

Mel Gibson’s DUI rant freezes the superstar’s career.

Star Jones falls, Rosie O’Donnell blooms on “The View.”

What’s the most offensive bit of gossip? Sadly there isn’t an option for all of the above…

VOTE HERE

I can’t tell you how glad I am that this mealy-mouthed, spineless, corrupt Uncle Tom motherfucker is going to be back to his old job of washing cars after the first of the year.

What a worthless asshole…of course, he was heading up a worthless, ineffective, bullshit, corrupt organization so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

Bye, Tom!!

How about all the politically correct silly bullshit surrounding Christmas?

You know what I’m talking about here…the drift away from saying “Merry Christmas” and saying “Happy Holidays” and like that.

The taking down of Christmas trees in public settings or not putting them up in the first place because “someone” might be offended.

No Hippy-kid-in-a-Barn-with-Cow scenes in public or on public land because someone might take exception…

All this kind of stupid shit.

I am more and more amazed at just how idiotic and stupid people can be, and this sort of mindless crap is a perfect example of it.

Two things…

One...if you’re offended by anything like this, too fucking bad, you asshole. No one should care one one iota what you think, you’re too stupid to breathe. In fact, you ought to be dragged out in the street and shot in the head. Darwin would be proud of us.

Secondly...I’m about as staunch an atheist as one can be, and always have been. If this sort of thing doesn’t bother ME, it shouldn’t bother YOU. If it does, you’re a cretin.

Three...My baby’s in A Christmas Carol...and she’s a good little atheist kid. Go ahead, assholes, say something bad about her!

^{She’s Bob Catshit’s kid…}

Since you have me blocked I can’t reply directly to your post…I have to create another one of my own.

Well, ok, I can see why you wouldn’t want to be soiled by the likes of me.

Still, if you’re gonna comment on a post of mine, it seems like it might be ok for me to reply there...but, ok. (Note that I do not have YOU blocked. I can use all the holiness I can get…)

Here you go…

LOL!!

That’s ok, Mr. Lee, sir.

And, I have to admit, I didn’t think you had a sense of humor…good to see that I was wrong about that, at least.

Handled with aplom and class…nice.

Let’s hear it for the most holy…

SAINT JOHN LEE!!

For celebrity weirdness I’d like to nominate that psycho Tom Cruise for his couch jumping, baby hiding, psychology/drug ranting, scaffold climbing, BET dancing, soul crushing relationship with his new fem-bot and bizarro religious zeal! Tom, you make me laugh & cry at the same time buddy!

But right now I have to take a dump…

Squeeze one out…

Take a steamer…

Launch one…

Have a bowel movement…

Shit…

Go number two…

Crap…

Go potty…

Do we choose something political?

Do we choose something from pop culture?

Do we choose something from sports?

My mind is racing…