Find a term to refer to each other in public

Partner – (Sounds like we are gay)

Col. Mustard

3 Lover – (Good one but i bit to much information for a waiter)

Col. Mustard

2 Girlfriend – (We are not exactly teenagers by any stretch)

Col. Mustard

1 Mistress – (to demeaning)

Col. Mustard

Going to make a list of terms on 43 things and see how many cheers I get. Then i can pick the best one.

Col. Mustard

Have to say Col Mustard has not pulled a rabbit out a hat nor risen to my challenge! However what is interesting is that I still get a real thrill when Col Mustard calls me by my name.

Ms Scarlet

Was out with Col Mustard when in discussion with a waiter Col Mustard was referred to as whether he needed anything. I found myself completely tongue tied not knowing how to refer to him, boyfriend? (really once you are above 16 you are too old for that), partner, too officious, husband (erm I dont think so!)
Was stumped and still am.
However I dare and double dare Colonel Mustard to refer to me as his mistress in public!
Ms Scarlet