break an egg with one hand

We have absolutely no food in my house. We have eggs. Eggs. So today when I was starving and pissed off at the world I stormed to the fridge and pulled out two of the eggs. I broke them both with one hand. The first one’s yolk broke but the second was perfect. Woot!
Then I had to eat the two eggs. God, I don’t like eggs.

I tried once… but I failed. I never make eggs though so I haven’t practiced much. I acctually don’t really like eggs.