learn to deal with annoying work collegues

I have found that being physically removed has helped me to deal with these people so much better.

However, I now have the perfect solution – I am leaving.

A woman that sits near me at work has come up with a brilliant way of dealing with a person who annoys the shit out of her. She has decided to approach it as a mentor and offer the suggestions of how to do his job better

I think I’m more annoyed at myself than I am at the people at work. I’m annoyed at myself ofr wasting the energy getting annoyed about them.
I’m annoyed at the:
I’m gonna say I’m here for 8 hours when I’m not guy
Its not my fault you didn’t give me the information guy
I’ve got too many things to do to get to your stuff girl
I’m just not focused today girl
You work out what has to be done and I’ll direct everyone to go do it girl
Why haven’t you got my information for me yet group
If I just pretend to work those issues will go away guy
Its not my job group
I’ve done my bit now you deal with it group
Somebody else will do it guy
and there are loads of others, to the point now that even things that they do that should be construed as helpful I’m getting annoyed by.

I need to work on the principle that IT’S ALL EMPTY AND MEANINGLESS AND IT DOESN”T MATTER ANYWAY