embrace my wierdness and pat it's little head

When we meet after two weeks, she will ask what I was eaten by at work. I will come up with some animal I had recently used, as my mind does not always work very quickly. Let’s say I was eaten by a Giant African Millipede, and I have been, I would describe in some detail how it swallowed me unawares, my trip through its digestive tract and subsequent renewal as an intact father.

I realized last weekend we let this slack, but I will try to revive the practise.

I used to hate when people pointed out my weirdness, my weird habits, etc. I really don’t care anymore.

Who wants to be normal anyways? So generic.

I love other people’s quirkness so why not embrace my own.

• I chose a picture of Bjork because she takes weirdness to another level and I commend her for it.

was talking to a class of 4th graders. Number 2 salamander did not cuss, had a squeeky voice and was generally entertaining.

He’s an ass outside of class.

NO WAIT – that’s not soon enough. Let me grant myself retroactive “embracing of my weirdness” to protect me from anyone asking me why I’d been “tapping anyone’s head” other than mine or any “Illegal Patting” to need retroactive weirdness. Yea – then I wouldn’t have to explain my excursion from legal weirdeness in the first place.. or the “Tapping or Patting”

Maybe congress will pass a law letting me have retroactive weirdness, so in case weirdness ever becomes an issue – they wont need to ask me anything.. because my weirdness is “Retroactive”, and I’m “Immune” from anyone even asking… “Why were you tapping? Who were you Tapping? What did you PAT?”

sometimes I make very little sense when I write. I like it though because it’s fun.

Before I leave for work I tell the dog not to burn down the house. So far it hasn’t happened, but I worry about the lustful look in his eyes when he sees the one strike matches that do not need opposable thumbs to light. Why I ever bought them is a mystery.

I was holding a new drain sleeve with a 45 angle for a diswasher hose. I felt a belch coming and so I placed my mouth inside the pipe and let belch come. I was pleased with the sound it made.