I’ve got it all planned out. Not some club – arranged strangers, at someone’s house party or dinner party. I’ll be a party piece. I’ll start in a suit and slowly remove it all. Should I leave my tie on at the end, or is that too cheesy? I remember I used to do that when I was a teenager.
I remember I was always surprised how horny stripping made me. Mind you, it wouldn’t be some sleazy thing. It’d be sensuous. Lots of mussing up my hair, you know. I even know the music: “Take me to the river,” by Talking Heads. Not obvious strip music, but really sensual and slow and it really builds.
I can’t decide whether I want to wait to do this until I’ve lost a bit of weight, or if I should just get on and do it. And, obviously, there’s the minor matter of how the fuck you actually go around organising something like this.
