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2 years ago
When I was in Kenya I went to a giraffe sanctuary where you can feed the giraffes – it’s wonderful -they have soft black tongues and nibble food from your hands and I kissed one on the nose.
People doing this are also doing these things:
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live in a home for the criminally insane. the most insane in the world.
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open a "new army" across the street from an Old Navy Store and give the Old Navy manager a dirty look every morning
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Fill a suitcase with candy and toys and go on various interviews, during which I will take out the toys and play or slowly unwrap candy and place it on the desk while staring intently at my interviewer
