increase my knowledge of arcane vulgar vocabulary in 2007

Is that I don’t think I’ll ever be a madivinaise when I grow up. Which means (in Haitian Creole) that I’ll never be a voodoo lesbian priestess.

DANG!

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hysterical paroxysm:
Obsolete, 19 th century medical term for orgasm

Also referred to in some circles as `blowing your muck’.
hahahahahahahahaha!

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So I cant write an actual entry for this goal!

HoneyP, Eloise, Ermintrude, Sir Anton and Sir Jasper eagerly await your return to their plight!!

papillon d’amour:
French for butterfly of love , a romantic name for a not so romantic infestation of pubic-lice.

this is just so fantastic I’m going to HAVE to use it in day to day conversation.

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Obsolete term used by Geoffrey Chaucer (ca. 1343-1400) and his contemporaries for the vagina , an obvious pun on cunt . It has been suggested that cunt may derive from the Old English coint

Oh this is, well it’s just ahhhh, beautiful. One could even call ones’ boss `queynt’ and they’d probably think you were describing some sort of old world charm about them. Oh how EXCITING!!!!

Chaucer I hope you get reincarnated in Sydney- maybe we could get some menial job at Starbucks or something, now wouldn’t that be `queynt’ hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

`Queynte dentata’ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’m filled with glee

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From Ovid-

Saepe creat molles aspera spina rosas:
Latin saying attributed to Ovid: Often the prickly thorn produces tender roses .

Well I’m sure the vagina dentata would produce some very tender roses indeed.

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Vagina Dentata
Or: vagina-dententa , Latin for vagina with teeth or toothed vagina . In psychoanalytic theory, the unconscious fantasy that the vagina contains teeth that can castrate a male during coition ; this fantasy is said to be based, in males, on castration anxiety, and in females, on penis-envy and a subconscious desire to castrate the males out of revenge. The image of a toothed vagina may also represent a man’s fear of sex and/or women.

HO HO HO HO HO!

The only antidote for this nefarious threat comes from the Latin-
Qui dormit, non peccat:
Latin saying: One who sleeps does not sin.

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quicunque vult
Defined by Captain Francis Grose in Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) as: ’ A forward girl , ready to oblige every man that shall ask her .’ Most likely a French borrowing: quiconque veut, means whomsoever wants to.

Such a lovely phrase, though once again I wouldn’t count it as vulgar.

I won’t mention the term used in Australian suburbs lest I sound like an extra from `Puberty Blues’.
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bienfaiteur

A dildo ; a French borrowing meaning benefactor.

this is a little lukewarm in terms of vulgarity- but what a lovely word.

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I know it’s your job to come up with the words… but I came across this one and thought you might like it!

GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE – One who likes to nibble on a woman’s earlobes.

Hahaha! It’s fun to say out loud – go on, try it!!

What do you think? Is it worthy???