Collect quotes and sayings.

“Sorry, I don’t have anymore of my heart to give away. Would you like some gum instead?”
-Lei Lei Sears

“An orgasm is better than a bomb”

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman. ~Anaïs Nin

I’ve never had to be tough before. I’ve never had to do anything truly difficult. I’ve never had to dig to my deepest depths and find the guts it takes to climb out of my own grave. I want to ask, “Can I do it?” but I know the universe will simply reply, “Can you do it?” The universe is cute like that.
-Mike Elias

To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.”

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
e.e. cummings

“Never live in the past but always learn from it.”
– Anonymous

“Each of us bears his own Hell”
~Virgil

Bedfat:

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won’t leave in the morning.

“I’ll bet you’re saying to yourself that you’ll find somebody else like me. All that I’ve gotta say is there ain’t no fucking way that you’re getting me to say I’m sorry.”
-Bowling for Soup (Life After Lisa)

“Sometimes, I feel like I can’t live without you. Sometimes, I swear you make me sick. Sometimes, I just want to kiss you, and tell you I love you, sometimes. I know she has her days and looks at me exactly the same way. I know sometimes I bring her down, but every once in a while I make her smile.”
-Bowling for Soup (Sometimes)

“I always thought my movie would be a comedy, not quite the tragedy that its become. More slapstick than chick flick, more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany’s. So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution. Turn on the cameras, someone cue the extras, hair and makeup to the set. Because the big screen’s calling, final casting call. It’s your big shot baby, you’re the next big star, of another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart, who’s falling apart. It’s headed for the cutting room floor. And in the sequel, honey, I’m the guy who gets the girl.”
-Bowling for Soup (Val Kilmer)