Make Up 43 Rock Band Names For No Reason

Cash and Venus – Inspiration

Band Name: Meat And Cheese

Inspiration: @ the market today and over the intercom came “Meat and Cheese, phone call line 2”.

Band Name: Red Headed Sluts

Inspiration: Last night at dinner I heard this drunk girl call these other two girls red headed sluts. I’m not sure about the slut part but they were attention whores.

Spider Wranglers

Bo Leuf and the Redactors

One more just came to mind, and I’ve got to share it! For no reason, of course.

The False Positives.

I want to add a new goal but I’ve already got 43 things. I only need 24 more rock-band names to complete this goal, so here goes…

Bran Muffin and the Four Food Groups
Glorious Midol
Reginald Block and the Kegel Girls
The Chunky Girls
Saint Psilocybin
Captain Coherence
Illicit Liaison
The Sacred Ants
A Celebration of Crap
The Nuptial Calculus
Lethal Cocktail
Lake of Tears
The Rumsfeld Party
Sheriff Andy and the Fife Cadets
Danke Mighty
Sanka Cure
The Prefabricators
Keplerspawn
Twittsburgh
Asthma Potato
The Knights of Avarice
Scarlet Battalion
Surreptitious Albacore
Adults of the Corn
Disability Payment
Death & Dismemberment
Cabbage Nation
The Cheerful Warriors
The Dangerous Buskers
God’s Sensorium
Rumplespawn
The Chorus Gators
The Sensitive Florists
The Omnipotent Malcontents
Credibility Gap
Rupert’s Encyclical
Blank Cantata
Surly, Gauche, and Stills
Eat When Hungry, Sleep When Naked
Damned Salmon
The Charlatans
The Identity Thieves
The Lucky Chuckleheads
Bilge Pump
Raw Sewage
Turn Off the Public Nipple and Those Homeless People Will Finally Learn to Take Responsibility for Themselves (known to their fans simply as “Nipple”)
Nightly Solstice
Ordovician Crap
The Adjudicators
The Three Wise Men
Bimbos of Substance
Vermin Intrusion
Trash-Burning Power Plant
Smug Piety
Discoloration
Complete Enumeration
Guilt-Trip Canaveral
60 Dungarees
Chinese Remainder Theorem

OK, that was 50 more rock-band names. I got carried away.

Band Name: Tammie and the Sex Bruises

Inspiration: A friend of mine knows a “lady” named Tammie. Last weekend she went to the beach for a weekend of hot monkey lovin. When she came back she felt compelled to show her “bruises”.

Metalic Black – has to be a hard core metal band, yes?

Inspiration : It’s the ink that allows some scanners to read bar codes, numbers, whatever.

Little Juan and the Microwave Burritos