Punch out my ex! Find the perfect lover for me. Lose 25 kilos. Hook up with a hot toyboy. Find my abs and keep them!

My ex aint even worth punching out anymore, he is just so pathetic. I’m getting my revenge by living my life well instead!!
Perfect lovers are well overrated. The perfect sex toy is probably more reliable…..all you have to do is change the batteries occasionally, hehehe.
Losing 25 kilos is overrated too, cos I still have energy, I’m still a great person ( I think ) and guys still seem to think I’m sexy enough.
Well, thanks to my latest toyboy and my ab roller, I am gradually re discovering my abs.

Well, I’d have to get to twice my size to achieve the first one :)
Still, as they say, Get revenge: live a good life in spite of him! And that’s what I’m doing….....in spite of having less money, no more dishwasher and no more cool air conditioner for hot days. I have now employed a dishwasher: myself. I have my own air conditioning: it’s called opening the windows to let in the breeze and having the fan on sometimes. Money definitely does not achieve happiness. I’m happy no matter what income I do or do not have :)
Oh, and I’ve found my perfect lover: me (haha)
Toyboys…..hmmm….....well, what more can I say? Watch this space for another instalment….......
Lose 25 kilos…....well, even 5 or 10 would be nice.Just need a bit more excercise. My diet’s not too bad really. Then, I would hopefully get back in touch with my lil ol abs and hopefully, work at it hard enough to keep them!