Make a scrapbook of all the different types of animals I have eaten

From the movie Hostel…

[the Dutch Businessman has just pulled out a salad and is eating the meat in it with his hands]
Paxton: ...you need a fork there chief?
The Dutch Businessman: No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think “this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry.” I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton: Well I’m a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman: I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton: Well I’m human and it’s not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman: [to Josh] What is your nature…?
[places his hand on Josh’s leg]
Josh: WHOA! Don’t touch! Don’t fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman: [quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment] Sorry, sorry…
Josh: [still very weirded out] Fucking freak! Jesus!
[Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]
Paxton: [laughing] Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!
Oli: [waving his fingers menacingly] Ooooooh…!

Everytime I go to a different country I try to eat an animal I’ve never tasted before. I’m not really sure why. I mean there are so many animals out there and so few that I eat on a regular basis. It just doesn’t really seem fair that some have to be eaten all of the time while the others get off lightly.

I’d like to have a scrapbook with two pages dedicated to each animal that has found its way into my belly. There’ll be a large picture of the animal alive, a picture of it in a dish that resembled whatever I ate, some information about it, and what it tastes like. It’ll be primary school project style, with glitter and stickers and pipe-cleaners.

I don’t really think that people notice enough these days that meat is an animal. Maybe I’ll bring it around and show them a picture of a cow while they’re having a burger