Establish myself as the most cluelessly talentless poser ever on American Idol

in a part of this country with a rich musical history, they still can’t find but a handful of people that don’t completely blow. All I have to say to that is, “Don’t you wish your girlfriend had a beard like me?!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3WW5N34rRQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUCUYVxRdT4&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn3Ib1Dv7D8

that won’t be easy, my friend.