Sanjeev Kapoor is India’s celebrity chef.
On March 14, he is releasing his new Non-Fat Cookbook in my city. The event is being hosted by a women’s club called Duchess at the hotel where my gym is located and the sponsor is my gym.
Q: What does this have to do with Yoga?
A: Read on.
The gym decided to spin an event around healthy living around this event, to which about 200 people are expected. The agenda is the book release, followed by a healthy-can-be-tasty buffet lunch. In between the two is a short Fitness Show on the gym’s fitness programs. It starts with Yoga, then Aerobics, Weight training, Physiotherapy for sports training and rehab, and finally Dance. Except for the dance finale (to be performed by a professional troupe) the rest of the shows, the gym decided, will have to be performed by gym staff and members.
Venkat, who is our gym’s only Yoga instructor, is responsible for creating the Yoga show.
Venkat, as you may have seen from the pics I post, is fabulous at Yoga and could have put on an entralling solo show.
However, the entire point is to get students to perform because the message is “Hey, isnt this gym more fun than where you go now?”
This is where we get to what Sanjeev Kapoor is doing in the title of a post about practising Yoga.
On Saturday, Venkat came home to devise the routine. He wanted me to give him feedback while he choreographed the Yoga show.
He had picked 4 women students to perform.
Q1 – What routine would look like a peformance and yet accomodate the abilities of this heterogenous bunch?
A1 – Venkat’s group of Yogini participants is:
J, a yoga teacher doing a refresher with Venkat: The most skilled but with limited time to rehearse
N, the gym owner: Very fit but got into Yoga just about a month ago
S, another student: Supremely flexible but recovering from injuries that limit the asanas she can peform
Vee(me) the AY: Semi-skilled and enthusiastic
Venkat decided he and I would peform a Vinyasa as mirror images of each other, while the other three would perform a routine of static asanas behind us. J would do advanced poses in the center with the other two peforming easier asanas that are visually complementary, on either side.
Me: Let us pick the Vinyasa routine off one of my DVDs.
Venkat: But that is not original.
Me: Sure, but most people here do not use these DVDs, who would know? We will be done with choreography in ten minutes.
Venkat: (silent – but looked displeased)
Venkat choreograped an “original” Vinyasa flow. He had to work with poses that I can do well (zero forward bends for instance) that could still look impressive. Quite a challenge. It took us an entire hour of working together before Venkat could pick reasonably elegant poses that I could perform with reasonable elegance. The routine is less than five minutes.
I am glad we did not plagiarize from a DVD. He has devised such a pretty routine.
My Yoga practice since Saturday has been repeating this 5 minute sequence over and over and over and over…..
Q2 – What music?
A2 – I wanted Prem Joshua’s “Himalayan Trance”. It starts dramatically, and then builds tempo over time like the word Trance would imply. Venkat liked the beginning and the middle, but felt the song was not suitable because we finish the routine before the song picks up fully.
Jeff (who teaches aerobics and dance at the gym and is perfroming the grand finale with his troupe) gave us Deva Premal’s “Tumhare Darshan” from her first album “The Essence.”
We have been rehearsing to the latter. It is hauntingly beautiful. Venkat has been very unhappy though. We cannot understand a few words of Deva’s German-accented Hindi. Venkat says “How can we perform to lyrics that we do not understand?” I think very easily. The song and our sequence go so well together. But Venkat is still scouting around for a substitute. It has to sound good, match the pace of our routine, and mean something to Venkat. We have to find it between now and tomorrow morning (which is when we “perform”).
Q3 – (Was the most challenging) What to wear?
A3 – Jeff suggested we should all wear white for Yoga. Everyone agreed, so it seemed at the outset this was going to be a very easy decision.
J said she would only wear Indian clothing (salwar kameez or something like a long Indian skirt) since she dresses traditionally.
Venkat and I are doing inversions and back bends – skirt-like or tunic-like clothing will invert with us! Venkat suggested the two of us should wear white Yoga pants with a white tank top, while the rest would wear white salwar kameez.
J was happy with this decision.
Then N said she does not wear salwar kameez. She offered to buy identical Yoga pants and tank as mine. Venkat felt, we could make this work. Since J would be in the center, with S and N to either side, J could carry off salwar kameez and look distinctive. The rest of us would all wear pants and tank.
We asked S to dress in pants and tank. S has no problems wearing Yoga pants but will not wear a tank. She does not like exposing her arms.
Finally, this question will be settled with Wear what you want as long as it is white!
The risks
The Vinyasa routine looks best when Venkat and I perform side by side facing the audience. But this requires plenty of rehearsing to move in absolute coordination. We don’t have the time for this. I position myself therefore, beside Venkat but just a trifle behind him. I am in sync when we do poses facing forward and inwards because I can match the movement by looking at him. But when the pose faces outwards, I cannot see Venkat since we are back-to-back. I have figured out how to look at him from the corner of my eye (hopefully not too perceptibly) on these poses where we face outwards. Except Half Moon and Warrior 3 in which I lose my balance if I try to peek at him. We devised a little trick. Venkat snaps his fingers to cue that he is moving from these poses.
Venkat and I have rehearsed together many times.
J worked with Venkat yesterday to plan the asanas for the other trio. She has not rehearsed ever, apart from planning the asana sequence, but is so proficient it may not matter.
Venkat, N and I have rehearsed together twice.
Venkat has rehearsed with S.
Today will be the first (and last!) time we rehearse as a complete group.
On Sunday, Balaji Venkat and I ran outdoors. Venkat has banned any runs until the show is over on Wednesday, since I will be risking muscle tightness.
Tomorrow is the show. I feel like an excited little girl. Even if we are totally out of sync when we do our little Yoga show, I will not mind. This has been so much fun.