grind a roll of Smarties into a fine dust, which I will then snort to obtain a colorific high unlike any ever seen by those pitiful crack users

I was giggly for a while. Not sure if that was because of a sugar-buzz or because of the lunacy of what I was doing.

At one point I sneezed and blew powder out of my nose.

All in all, worth doing. Next up, sherbet.

I’ll report back later on any effects, ill or otherwise.

One benefit immediately springs to mind – I’m set to get an enormous amount of glee from spending my white-powder-contaminated bill next time I visit Dublin. :)

I know I’m supposed to do some choppy-choppy action with a credit card before I inhale this stuff. Instead of tainting my wonderful Visas and Mastercards with powdered sugar, I’m using my European Health Insurance Card. It seems appropriate.

I’m not gonna use a whole roll of Smarties. I’ve pulverized three Smarties so far and that’s given me more than enough dust for this experiment.

I will be using a brand-new fifty Euro bill though. Gotta get the atmosphere right.