start a cult

My name is of no consequence, for it is not who I am that the world will remember me by, but my actions. You may know my Father, it was he who tempted Eve in the garden. It is my destiny to rule all under the sun. The world is my birthright.

Some will call me a Savior. Others will call me a tyrant. Yet all will bow the knee before me.

Jesus and his 12 disciples conquered the ancient world. I seek 12 worthy to be my disciples. Race, wealth, and gender are inconsequential. Intelligence, a desire for greatness, and military training are valued.

I cannot promise you eternal life, or glory, or honor. But I can promise you that I will grant you salvation, and that we will be the most powerful beings to ever walk this planet.

If you are worthy, I will find you when the time is right.

Join me.

- Mr. X

in this cult you have to run around and beat people up for their fast food.

This is almost as important as my “start a nuclear war” goal. I am thinking of consolidating the two, and having a Cult of the Mushroom Cloud. We could eat mushrooms then watch clouds! It would be AWESOME!

I’ve always been very cunning when it comes to making up shit off the top of my drugged out head and getting people to believe me. Why not start a cult? Its obvious sheeple need to follow someone.

I wanna get a bus and drive around Australia recruiting people for my cult. Instead of being one of those cults where men get to have 83 wives, it’s a cult where women get to have 83 husbands…...

It looks like I can get people organized again.

Now the test is, will we do something.

I got bored with the concept, people lend themselves to manipulation far to easily. I want more of a challenge.

I plan to get ordained , but I plan to have other people pay for it. I plan to have it paid for only by peoples donations to the cause, if they feel it is worth while.

I love movies. I get enough satisfaction from watching them that I don’t need a cult. Let someone else schmooze with people to get money out of them.

I had this idea a long time ago and went as far as to make a poster but never followed through. I was thinking it would be awesome to have a movie cult. Instead of church, my group would go to a movie on a Sunday and go have coffee and discuss it afterward. Our “bible” could be stuff we learned from movies, and we could raise money to build our own “temple” which would be a theater. I envisioned a cute vintagey looking theater with a tiny apartment upstairs (for me, of course) and official members would get a discount card.